{912}{962}(rock music)
{2881}{2931}(music fades)
{2986}{3061}(man) People always ask me|if l know Tyler Durden.
{3080}{3108}Three minutes.
{3110}{3166}This is it. Ground zero.
{3168}{3256}- Do you have a speech for the occasion?|- (mumbles)
{3258}{3343}With a gun barrel between your teeth,|you speak only in vowels.
{3345}{3395}l can't think of anything.
{3397}{3490}For a second, l forget about|Tyler's controlled demolition thing...
{3492}{3544}..and l wonder how clean that gun is.
{3546}{3596}lt's getting exciting now.
{3598}{3674}That old thing,|how you always hurt the one you love.
{3676}{3726}Well, it works both ways.
{3728}{3831}We have front-row seats|for this theatre ofmass destruction.
{3833}{3899}The Demolitions Committee|of Project Mayhem...
{3901}{3984}..wrapped the foundations|of 12 buildings with explosives.
{4002}{4083}ln two minutes,|primary charges will blow base charges...
{4085}{4166}..and a few blocks will be reduced|to smouldering rubble.
{4168}{4241}l know this because Tyler knows this.
{4243}{4324}Two and a half.|Think of everything we've accomplished.
{4326}{4455}Suddenly l realise that all of this,|the gun, the bombs, the revolution,...
{4457}{4546}..has got something to do|with a girl named Marla Singer.
{4590}{4654}Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
{4656}{4756}This was a support group|for men with testicular cancer.
{4758}{4837}The big moosie slobbering all over me,|that was Bob.
{4839}{4891}We're still men.
{4893}{4946}(flatly) Yes, we're men.
{4948}{5000}Men is what we are.
{5002}{5085}Bob had had his testicles removed.|Then hormone therapy.
{5087}{5178}He developed bitch tits because|his testosterone was too high...
{5180}{5231}..and his body upped the oestrogen.
{5233}{5322}- That was where l fiit...|- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
{5324}{5383}..between those huge sweating tits...
{5385}{5487}..that hung enormous,|the way you'd think of God's as big.
{5489}{5542}OK, you cry now.
{5544}{5605}No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
{5638}{5701}For six months, l couldn't sleep.
{5703}{5764}(echoing) l couldn't sleep...
{5766}{5818}With insomnia, nothing's real.
{5820}{5870}Everything's far away.
{5892}{5950}Everything's a copy ofa copy...
{5952}{6001}..of a copy.
{6055}{6189}When deep space exploration ramps up,|it'll be the corporations that name everything.
{6191}{6241}The lBM Stellar Sphere.
{6248}{6299}The Microsoft Galaxy.
{6301}{6350}The Planet Starbucks.
{6364}{6437}l need you out of town this week|to cover some red flags.
{6439}{6525}lt must have been Tuesday.|He had on his cornflower blue tie.
{6527}{6638}You want me to deprioritise my reports|until you advise of a status upgrade?
{6640}{6750}Prioritise these. Here's your flight coupons.|Call me if there's any snags.
{6752}{6844}He was full ofpep.|Must have had his grande latte enema.
{6871}{6995}Like so many others, l had become|a slave to the lkea nesting instinct.
{6997}{7054}Uh... yes. l'd like to order...
{7056}{7110}..the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
{7112}{7163}- Please hold.|- Anything clever,...
{7165}{7270}..like a coffee table in the shape ofa yin-yang,|l had to have it.
{7295}{7352}The Klipsk personal offiice unit.
{7354}{7409}The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
{7418}{7503}Or the Ohamshab sofa|with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
{7505}{7636}Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of|environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.
{7638}{7706}l'd flip through catalogues and wonder...
{7708}{7781}.. ''What kind of dining set|defiines me as a person?''
{7783}{7898}l had it all. Even the glass dishes|with tiny bubbles and imperfections,...
{7900}{8022}..proof that they were crafted by the honest,|hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
{8024}{8095}- (woman) Please hold.|- ..wherever.
{8107}{8158}We used to read pornography.
{8160}{8228}Now it was the Horchow collection.
{8230}{8311}- No. You can't die of insomnia.|- What about narcolepsy?
{8313}{8370}l nod off, l wake up in strange places.
{8372}{8422}l have no idea how l got there.
{8424}{8515}- You need to lighten up.|- Can you please just give me something?
{8517}{8604}Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...
{8614}{8696}No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
{8714}{8797}Chew some valerian root|and get more exercise.
{8846}{8896}Hey, come on.
{8898}{8948}- l'm in pain.|- You wanna see pain?
{8950}{9011}Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
{9013}{9087}See the guys with testicular cancer.
{9089}{9139}That's pain.
{9308}{9358}(children singing)
{9520}{9602}l always wanted three kids...|two boys and a girl.
{9604}{9661}Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
{9699}{9759}We never could agree on anything.
{9767}{9810}Well, l... She...
{9812}{9872}She had her first child last week.
{9874}{9928}A girl.
{9930}{10008}With... With her... With her new husband.
{10028}{10078}(man whispers) Fuck!
{10109}{10159}Thank God, you know...
{10161}{10211}l'm glad for her.
{10230}{10301}(sobs) She deserves...
{10393}{10485}Everyone, let's thank Thomas|for sharing himself with us.
{10487}{10537}Thank you, Thomas.
{10539}{10622}l look around this room,|and l see a lot of courage.
{10624}{10674}And that gives me strength.
{10676}{10732}We give each other strength.
{10734}{10789}lt's time for the one-on-ones.
{10803}{10909}So let's all of us follow Thomas's example|and really open ourselves up.
{10911}{10961}Could you find a partner?
{11013}{11089}And this is how l met the big moosie.
{11129}{11206}His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
{11265}{11332}Knees together. Those awkward little steps.
{11457}{11508}- My name is Bob.|- Bob?
{11524}{11579}Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
{11581}{11669}You know that chest expansion programme|on late-night TV?
{11671}{11721}That was his idea.
{11723}{11773}(sobbing) l was a juicer.
{11775}{11826}You know, using steroids?
{11828}{11888}Diabonal and...
{11890}{11946}..Wisterol.
{11948}{12042}Oh, they use that on racehorses,|for Christ sakes.
{12054}{12104}And now l'm bankrupt.
{12125}{12175}l'm divorced.
{12193}{12243}My two grown kids...
{12264}{12328}..won't even return my phone calls.
{12330}{12452}Strangers with this kind ofhonesty|make me go a big, rubbery one.
{12495}{12545}Go ahead,... Cornelius.
{12547}{12597}You can cry.
{12922}{12972}(starts snivelling)
{12974}{13057}And then... something happened.|l let go.
{13059}{13109}That's really good.
{13111}{13161}Lost in oblivion.
{13163}{13218}Dark and silent and complete.
{13290}{13379}l found freedom.|Losing all hope was freedom.
{13438}{13488}(Bob whispers) lt's OK.
{13542}{13595}Babies don't sleep this well.
{13682}{13744}l became addicted.
{14072}{14122}lf l didn't say anything...
{14124}{14188}..people always assumed the worst.
{14281}{14354}They cried harder... then l cried harder.
{14580}{14680}Now we're going to open the green door,|the heart chakra...
{14682}{14732}l wasn't really dying.
{14735}{14801}l wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
{14823}{14924}l was the warm little centre|that the life of this world crowded around.
{14940}{15011}lmagine your pain|as a white ball of healing light.
{15013}{15112}lt moves over your body, healing you.
{15114}{15198}Now keep this going. Remember to breathe...
{15200}{15289}..and step forward|through the back door of the room.
{15309}{15360}Where does it lead?
{15362}{15413}To your cave.
{15415}{15460}Step forward...
{15462}{15515}..into your cave.
{15517}{15567}That's right.
{15569}{15652}(echoing) You're going deeper into your cave.
{15669}{15719}And you're going to find...
{15721}{15771}..your power animal.
{15822}{15854}(penguin) Slide.
{15893}{15954}(penguin giggles)
{16120}{16170}Every evening l died.
{16198}{16262}And every evening l was born again.
{16276}{16326}Resurrected.
{16374}{16476}Bob loved me because he thought|my testicles were removed too.
{16478}{16545}Being there, pressed against his tits,...
{16547}{16597}..ready to cry.
{16599}{16663}This was my vacation.
{16718}{16757}And she...
{16759}{16823}..ruined everything.
{16825}{16875}This is cancer, right?
{16945}{16998}This chick, Marla Singer,...
{17000}{17064}..did not have testicular cancer.
{17066}{17116}She was a liar.
{17118}{17168}She had no diseases at all.
{17170}{17261}l had seen her at Free And Clear,|my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
{17263}{17346}Then at Hope,|my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
{17358}{17477}And again, at Seize The Day,|my tuberculosis, Friday night.
{17504}{17552}Marla,...
{17554}{17614}..the big tourist.
{17616}{17666}Her lie reflected my lie.
{17679}{17729}And suddenly, l felt nothing.
{17731}{17818}l couldn't cry. So once again,...
{17820}{17870}..l couldn't sleep.
{18133}{18193}Next group, after guided meditation,...
{18195}{18277}..after we open our heart chakras,|when it's time to hug,...
{18279}{18355}..l'm gonna grab that bitch,|Marla Singer, and scream.
{18357}{18453}Marla, you liar!|You big tourist, l need this! Now, get out!
{18503}{18560}l hadn't slept in four days.
{18562}{18607}(TV) We'lljust let that dry...
{18609}{18692}When you have insomnia,|you're never really asleep.
{18694}{18753}And you're never really awake.
{18781}{18841}To begin tonight's communion,...
{18843}{18909}..Chloe would like to say a few words.
{18912}{18982}Oh, yeah. Chloe.
{19003}{19122}Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton|would look ifyou made it walk around...
{19124}{19174}..being extra nice to everybody.
{19185}{19235}Well, l'm still here.
{19244}{19295}But l don't know for how long.
{19315}{19390}That's as much certainty|as anyone can give me.
{19392}{19439}But l've got some good news.
{19441}{19531}l no longer have any fear of death.
{19625}{19715}But... l am in a pretty lonely place.
{19740}{19790}No-one will have sex with me.
{19818}{19923}l'm so close to the end,|and all l want is to get laid for the last time.
{19938}{20021}l have pornographic movies|in my apartment,...
{20023}{20112}- ..and lubricants and amyl nitrite.|- Thank you, Chloe.
{20129}{20180}Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
{20182}{20233}(all) Thank you, Chloe.
{20301}{20393}Now, let's ready ourselves|for guided meditation.
{20420}{20501}You're standing at the entrance of your cave.
{20513}{20596}You step inside your cave and you walk...
{20598}{20673}if l did have a tumour, l'd name it Marla.
{20698}{20746}Marla.
{20748}{20855}The scratch on the roof ofyour mouth|that would heal ifyou could stop tonguing it.
{20857}{20907}But you can't.
{20929}{20998}(group leader)|..deeper into your cave as you walk.
{21000}{21085}(echoing) You feel|a healing energy all around you.
{21148}{21198}Now fiind your power animal.
{21267}{21316}Slide.
{21400}{21482}(group leader) OK. Let's partner up.
{21484}{21540}Pick someone special to you tonight.
{21689}{21739}Hey.
{21748}{21798}- We need to talk.|- Sure.
{21913}{21963}- l'm onto you.|- What?
{21965}{22040}Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
{22042}{22085}Sorry?
{22087}{22207}ln the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath|sense of the word, l know we're all dying.
{22209}{22310}- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.|- So?
{22324}{22374}So you're a tourist.
{22376}{22477}l've seen you. l saw you at melanoma,|l saw you at tuberculosis.
{22479}{22539}l saw you at testicular cancer!
{22541}{22581}l saw you practising this.
{22583}{22641}- Practising what?|- Telling me off.
{22643}{22735}ls it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?
{22737}{22780}l'll expose you.
{22782}{22832}Go ahead. l'll expose you.
{22850}{22919}(leader)|Come together. Let yourselves cry.
{23035}{23085}(sobs)
{23087}{23137}Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
{23139}{23206}lt's cheaper than a movie|and there's free coffee.
{23208}{23274}Look, this is important.|These are my groups.
{23276}{23327}l've been coming for over a year.
{23329}{23406}- Why do you do it?|- l don't know.
{23408}{23500}When people think you're dying,|they listen to you instead of...
{23502}{23574}lnstead of waiting for their turn to speak.
{23605}{23655}Yeah. Yeah.
{23683}{23752}Share yourself... completely.
{23771}{23821}Look, you don't want to get into this.
{23823}{23873}- lt becomes an addiction.|- Really?
{23875}{23977}l'm not kidding. l can't cry|if another faker is present, and l need this.
{23979}{24029}You gotta find somewhere else to go.
{24031}{24117}Candystripe a cancer ward.|lt's not my problem.
{24192}{24242}No, wait a second. Hold on.
{24244}{24294}We'll split up the week, OK?
{24296}{24349}You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
{24351}{24426}You take tuberculosis.|My smoking doesn't go over at all.
{24428}{24507}OK. Good. Fine.|Testicular cancer should be no contest.
{24509}{24603}Technically, l have more right to be there.|You still have your balls.
{24605}{24662}- You're kidding.|- l dunno. Am l?
{24678}{24713}No. No.
{24715}{24778}- What do you want?|- l'll take the parasites.
{24780}{24847}You can't have both.|Take the blood parasites.
{24849}{24953}- l want brain parasites.|- l'll take the blood but l want brain dementia.
{24955}{25021}- l want that.|- You can't have the whole brain.
{25023}{25083}So far, you have four. l only have two.
{25085}{25179}OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
{25181}{25236}Now we both have three...
{25301}{25365}Hey! You left half your clothes.
{25398}{25448}(tyres screech)
{25450}{25500}(car horn)
{25761}{25813}- What, are you selling those?|- Yes!
{25815}{25865}l'm selling some clothes!
{25867}{25917}So! We each have three. That's six.
{25919}{25987}What about the seventh day?|l want bowel cancer.
{25989}{26039}The girl had done her homework.
{26041}{26091}No. No. l want bowel cancer.
{26107}{26157}That's your favourite too?
{26159}{26243}- Tried to slip it by me, eh?|- Look, we'll split it.
{26245}{26295}Take the first and third Sunday.
{26354}{26399}Deal.
{26461}{26517}Looks like this is goodbye.
{26519}{26570}Let's not make a big thing out of it.
{26572}{26631}How's this for not making a big thing?
{26714}{26758}Hey, Marla!
{26765}{26817}Marla!
{26819}{26881}Maybe we should exchange numbers.
{26883}{26929}Should we?
{26931}{27029}- We might wanna switch nights.|- OK.
{27153}{27214}This is how l met Marla Singer.
{27255}{27357}Marla's philosophy oflife|was that she might die at any moment.
{27359}{27414}The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
{27416}{27513}lt doesn't have your name!|Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?
{27515}{27610}Travis? Any of the stupid names|you give each night?
{27681}{27731}You wake up at SeaTac.
{27733}{27804}SFO. LAX.
{27806}{27863}You wake up at O'Hare.
{27865}{27916}Dallas Fort Worth.
{27918}{27965}BWl.
{27967}{28058}Pacifiic. Mountain. Central.|Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
{28060}{28153}The check-in for that flight|isn't for another two hours, sir.
{28155}{28234}This is your life,|and it's ending one minute at a time.
{28236}{28308}You wake up at Air Harbor lnternational.
{28342}{28434}if you wake up at a different time,|in a different place,...
{28436}{28500}..could you wake up as a different person?
{28502}{28552}Everywhere l travel,...
{28554}{28608}..tiny life.
{28610}{28671}Single-serving sugar and cream.
{28673}{28716}Single pat ofbutter.
{28718}{28786}The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
{28788}{28835}Shampoo-conditioner combos.
{28837}{28930}Sample-package mouthwash.|Tiny bars ofsoap.
{28965}{29025}The people l meet on each flight,...
{29027}{29078}..they're single-serving friends.
{29080}{29169}Between takeoffand landing,|we have our time together.
{29171}{29225}That's all we get.
{29227}{29273}(TV) Welcome!
{29323}{29423}On a long enough time line,|the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
{29425}{29515}l was a recall coordinator.|Myjob was to apply the formula.
{29517}{29574}The infant went through the windshield.
{29576}{29674}A new car built by my company|leaves somewhere travelling at 60 mph.
{29676}{29726}The rear differential locks up.
{29751}{29813}The teenager's braces|are stuck to the ashtray.
{29815}{29872}Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
{29874}{29958}The car crashes and burns|with everyone trapped inside.
{29960}{30015}Now, should we initiate a recall?
{30017}{30067}The father must have been huge.
{30069}{30146}See where the fat burned to the seat?|The polyester shirt?
{30148}{30196}Very modern art.
{30198}{30258}Take the number of vehicles in the fiield, A.
{30260}{30325}Multiply it by the probable rate offailure, B.
{30327}{30418}Multiply the result by|the average out-of-court settlement, C.
{30420}{30470}A x B x C...
{30475}{30521}..equals X.
{30523}{30585}lf X is less than the cost of a recall,...
{30587}{30636}..we don't do one.
{30638}{30715}Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
{30717}{30763}You wouldn't believe.
{30798}{30859}Which car company do you work for?
{30861}{30911}A major one.
{30971}{31065}Every time the plane banked too sharply|on takeoff or landing,...
{31067}{31146}..l prayed for a crash or a midair collision.
{31162}{31199}Anything.
{31412}{31501}Life insurance pays off triple|if you die on a business trip.
{31572}{31651}''lf you are seated in an emergency exit row...
{31653}{31737}..and would be unable or unwilling|to perform the duties...
{31739}{31846}..listed on the safety card, please|ask a flight attendant to reseat you.''
{31889}{31938}lt's a lot of responsibility.
{31940}{31993}Wanna switch seats?
{31995}{32078}No. l'm not sure|l'm the man for that particular job.
{32080}{32185}An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft. Mm-hm.
{32187}{32237}The illusion of safety.
{32243}{32293}Yeah. l guess so.
{32295}{32365}You know why|they put oxygen masks on planes?
{32367}{32476}- So you can breathe.|- Oxygen gets you high.
{32503}{32588}ln a catastrophic emergency,|you take giant panic breaths.
{32590}{32650}Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
{32652}{32707}You accept your fate.
{32722}{32771}lt's all right here.
{32773}{32849}Emergency water landing, 600mph.
{32851}{32919}Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
{32921}{32971}That's um...
{33000}{33055}That's an interesting theory.
{33103}{33154}- What do you do?|- What do you mean?
{33156}{33206}What do you do for a living?
{33208}{33284}Why? So you can pretend you're interested?
{33348}{33383}OK.
{33385}{33454}You have|a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
{33532}{33582}We have the exact same briefcase.
{33602}{33650}Soap.
{33652}{33741}- Sorry?|- l make and l sell soap.
{33743}{33800}The yardstick of civilisation.
{33813}{33860}And this is how l met...
{33862}{33906}Tyler Durden.
{33908}{34034}Did you know if you mix gasoline and|frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?
{34036}{34107}- No, l did not. ls that true?|- That's right.
{34109}{34201}One can make all kinds of explosives|with simple household items.
{34203}{34262}- Really?|- lf one was so inclined.
{34381}{34503}Tyler, you are by far the most interesting|single-serving friend l have ever met.
{34548}{34647}- Everything on a plane is single-serving...|- Oh, l get it. Very clever.
{34649}{34686}Thank you.
{34688}{34739}How's it working out for you?
{34741}{34807}- What?|- Being clever?
{34809}{34866}Great.
{34868}{34940}Keep it up, then. Right up.
{34968}{35020}(sighs) A question of etiquette.
{35022}{35094}As l pass, do l give you the ass or the crotch?
{35263}{35319}How l came to live with Tyler is...
{35321}{35423}Airlines have this policy|about vibrating luggage.
{35608}{35719}- Was it ticking?|- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.
{35721}{35797}- Sorry, throwers?|- Baggage handlers.
{35799}{35853}But when a suitcase vibrates,...
{35855}{35920}..the throwers have got to call the police.
{35922}{36006}- My suitcase was vibrating?|- Nine times out of ten...
{36008}{36058}..it's an electric razor.
{36060}{36111}But... every once in a while...
{36181}{36231}lt's a dildo.
{36249}{36347}lt's company policy never to imply|ownership in the event of a dildo.
{36349}{36442}We have to use the indefinite article,|a dildo, never...
{36444}{36494}..your dildo.
{36496}{36546}l don't own...
{36610}{36685}l had everything in that suitcase.|My CK shirts.
{36687}{36763}My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.
{36803}{36859}Never mind.
{36904}{36969}(man outside) Hey! That's my car!
{37043}{37094}(sirens)
{37121}{37168}Home was a condo on the 15.th floor...
{37170}{37243}..of a fiiling cabinet|for widows and professionals.
{37245}{37308}The walls were solid concrete.
{37310}{37360}A foot of concrete is important...
{37362}{37464}..when your next-door neighbour|has to watch game shows at full volume.
{37466}{37559}Or when a blast of debris|that used to be your personal effects...
{37561}{37658}..blows out ofyour windows|and sails flaming into the night.
{37660}{37713}(helicopter hovering)
{37813}{37868}l suppose these things happen.
{38098}{38148}(sirens)
{38176}{38226}There's... nothing up there.
{38228}{38309}You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
{38517}{38578}Do you have somebody you can call?
{38580}{38631}How embarrassing.
{38633}{38702}A houseful of condiments and no food.
{38928}{39019}The police later told me|the pilot light might have gone out...
{39043}{39114}..letting outjust a little bit ofgas.
{39116}{39170}That gas could have fiilled the condo.
{39172}{39257}1700 square feet with high ceilings|for days and days.
{39453}{39544}Then the refrigerator's compressor|could have clicked on.
{39570}{39620}(Marla) Yeah?
{39694}{39744}(Marla) l can hear you breathing...
{39952}{40046}if you ask me now,|l couldn't tell you why l called him.
{40263}{40313}(ringing tone)
{40565}{40615}(engine starts)
{40776}{40826}(phone rings)
{41083}{41136}- Hello?|- (tyyler) Who's this?
{41138}{41188}(tyyler munches)
{41190}{41240}- Tyler?|- Who is this?
{41242}{41275}Um...
{41277}{41330}We met... We met on the airplane.
{41332}{41386}We had the same suitcase?
{41388}{41438}Uh... the clever guy?
{41440}{41496}(laughs) Oh, yeah. Right.
{41544}{41608}l called a second ago. There was no answer.
{41610}{41710}- l'm at a payphone.|- Yeah, l *69'd you. l never pick up my phone.
{41777}{41827}- So what's up?|- Uh...
{41843}{41892}Well.
{41894}{41944}You're not gonna believe this.
{41995}{42048}(tyyler) You know, it could be worse.
{42050}{42140}A woman could cut off your penis|while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
{42161}{42239}There's always that. l don't know.
{42241}{42316}When you buy furniture,|you tell yourself, that's it.
{42318}{42368}That's the last sofa l'll need.
{42370}{42437}Whatever happens,|that sofa problem is handled.
{42439}{42522}l had it all.|l had a stereo that was very decent.
{42524}{42609}A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.
{42611}{42663}l was close to being complete.
{42665}{42726}- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.|- All gone.
{42728}{42794}All gone.
{42824}{42873}Do you know what a duvet is?
{42875}{42944}- A comforter.|- lt's a blanket.
{42946}{43042}Just a blanket. Why do guys|like you and l know what a duvet is?
{43044}{43144}ls this essential to our survival|in the hunter-gatherer sense?
{43146}{43185}No.
{43187}{43235}What are we, then?
{43237}{43299}l dunno. Consumers.
{43301}{43351}Right. We're consumers.
{43353}{43432}We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
{43434}{43528}Murder, crime, poverty.|These things don't concern me.
{43530}{43612}What concerns me are celebrity magazines,...
{43614}{43664}..television with 500 channels,...
{43666}{43730}..some guy's name on my underwear.|Rogaine.
{43732}{43782}Viagra. Olestra.
{43784}{43852}- Martha Stewart.|- Fuck Martha Stewart.
{43854}{43938}She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.|lt's all going down.
{43940}{44030}So fuck off with your sofa units|and Strinne green stripe patterns.
{44032}{44111}l say never be complete.
{44113}{44162}l say stop being perfect.
{44164}{44213}l say let's evolve.
{44215}{44270}Let the chips fall where they may.
{44322}{44372}But that's me, and l could be wrong.
{44374}{44424}Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
{44426}{44486}lt's just stuff. Not a tragedy...
{44488}{44578}You did lose a lot of versatile solutions|for modern living.
{44580}{44642}Fuck, you're right. l don't smoke.
{44723}{44813}My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...
{44872}{44923}What?
{44925}{45000}The things you own end up owning you.
{45080}{45130}Do what you like, man.
{45147}{45206}(sighs) Oh, it's late.
{45208}{45273}- Hey, thanks for the beer.|- Yeah, man.
{45275}{45325}l should find a hotel.
{45343}{45393}- Oh!|- What?
{45395}{45434}What?
{45436}{45486}- A hotel?|- Yeah.
{45488}{45562}- Just ask, man.|- What are you talking about?
{45564}{45654}Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer|and you still can't ask.
{45678}{45717}What?
{45719}{45783}You called me|because you needed a place to stay.
{45785}{45867}- Oh, hey. No, no, no.|- Yes, you did. So just ask.
{45869}{45931}Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
{45974}{46028}Would... Would that be a problem?
{46030}{46080}ls it a problem for you to ask?
{46104}{46158}- Can l stay at your place?|- Yeah.
{46191}{46241}Thanks.
{46340}{46412}- l want you to do me a favour.|- Yeah, sure.
{46414}{46472}l want you to hit me as hard as you can.
{46474}{46521}What?
{46523}{46615}l want you to hit me as hard as you can.
{46617}{46687}Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.
{46693}{46748}Tyler was a night person.
{46750}{46804}While the rest of us slept, he worked.
{46806}{46882}He had one part-time job as a projectionist.
{46884}{46956}A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.|lt comes on a few.
{46958}{47047}Someone has to switch the projectors|at the exact moment...
{47049}{47127}..that one reel ends and the next one begins.
{47129}{47223}You can see little dots come into|the upper right corner of the screen.
{47225}{47290}ln the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
{47292}{47342}That's the cue for a changeover.
{47344}{47458}He flips the projectors, movie keeps|going and the audience has no idea.
{47460}{47514}Why would anyone want this shit job?
{47516}{47592}Because it affords him|interesting opportunities.
{47594}{47679}Like splicing a frame of pornography|into family films.
{47681}{47801}So when the snooty cat and the courageous|dog with the celebrity voices first meet,...
{47803}{47904}..that's when you'll catch a flash|of Tyler's contribution to the film.
{48069}{48132}Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.
{48134}{48195}Nice, big cock.
{48258}{48308}(cries)
{48310}{48377}Even a hummingbird|couldn't catch Tyler at work.
{48504}{48625}Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet|waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.
{48737}{48834}He was the guerrilla terrorist|of the food service industry.
{48836}{48891}Do not watch. l cannot go when you watch.
{48893}{48999}Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,|he farted on meringues,...
{49001}{49062}..and as for the cream of mushroom soup...
{49064}{49113}(sniggers) Go ahead, tell 'em.
{49115}{49163}You get the idea.
{49169}{49245}- You just want me to hit you?|- Come on. Do me this one favour.
{49247}{49328}- Why?|- l don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
{49330}{49426}- No. But that's a good thing.|- You can't know yourself if you haven't!
{49428}{49484}l don't wanna die without any scars.
{49486}{49589}- Come on. Hit me, before l lose my nerve.|- Oh, God. This is crazy.
{49591}{49646}So go crazy! Let it rip.
{49648}{49712}- l don't know about this.|- l don't either.
{49714}{49788}Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.|What do you care?
{49790}{49849}This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!
{49851}{49901}That's right.
{49903}{49980}- Where? Like, in the face?|- Surprise me.
{50032}{50082}This is so fucking stupid.
{50343}{50395}Motherfucker!
{50397}{50447}He hit me in the ear!
{50449}{50526}- Well, Jesus, l'm sorry.|- Ow, Christ!
{50528}{50578}- Why the ear, man?|- l fucked it up.
{50580}{50621}No, that was perfect.
{50629}{50679}Uh! Agh!
{50930}{50981}(winded) No, it's all right.
{51001}{51051}lt really hurts.
{51062}{51112}Right.
{51120}{51173}Hit me again.
{51175}{51226}No, you hit me. Come on!
{51239}{51289}(shouting)
{51632}{51692}We should do this again sometime.
{51999}{52052}- Where's your car?|- What car?
{52054}{52104}(belches)
{52304}{52361}l don't know how Tyler found that house...
{52363}{52417}..but he said he'd been there for a year.
{52419}{52488}lt looked like it was waiting to be torn down.
{52490}{52548}Most of the windows were boarded up.
{52550}{52678}There was no lock on the front door from|when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.
{52680}{52730}The stairs were ready to collapse.
{52732}{52793}l didn't know ifhe owned it or was squatting.
{52795}{52855}Neither would have surprised me.
{52876}{52926}Yep. That's you.
{52928}{52990}That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
{52992}{53042}Yeah, thanks.
{53044}{53090}What a shithole.
{53092}{53139}Nothing worked.
{53226}{53321}Turning on one light meant|another light in the house went out.
{53323}{53413}There were no neighbours.|Just warehouses and a paper mill.
{53415}{53511}That fart smell ofsteam.|The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
{53553}{53610}What have we here?
{53965}{54016}- Hey, guys.|- Hey.
{54279}{54353}Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.
{54375}{54455}By the end of the fiirst month,|l didn't miss TV.
{54480}{54560}l didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.
{54858}{54908}Can l be next?
{55014}{55064}All right, man.
{55066}{55114}Lose the tie.
{55151}{55213}- (glass smashing)|- (laughing)
{55215}{55315}At night, Tyler and l were alone|for haifa mile in every direction.
{55351}{55390}(crash)
{55392}{55444}(dogs barking)
{55446}{55540}Rain trickled down through|the plaster and the light fiixtures.
{55542}{55610}Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
{55612}{55689}Everywhere were rusted nails|to snag your elbow on.
{55691}{55753}The previous occupant had been a shut-in.
{55755}{55805}Hey, man. What are you reading?
{55807}{55912}Listen to this. lt's an article written|by an organ in the first person.
{55914}{55980}''l am Jack's medulla oblongata.|Without me,...
{55982}{56065}..Jack could not regulate|his heart rate or breathing.''
{56067}{56117}There's a whole series of these.
{56119}{56169}''l Am Jill's Nipples.''
{56217}{56313}- ''l Am Jack's Colon.''|- (laughs) ''l Get Cancer. l Kill Jack.''
{56345}{56389}Whoop! Agh!
{56391}{56482}After fiighting, everything else|in life got the volume turned down.
{56484}{56571}- (inaudible)|- What?
{56573}{56658}- You could deal with anything.|- Have you finished those reports?
{56770}{56832}(tyyler) ifyou could choose,|who would you fiight?
{56834}{56884}l'd fight my boss, probably.
{56886}{56937}Really?
{56939}{57019}- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?|- l'd fight my dad.
{57021}{57071}l don't know my dad.
{57073}{57119}l mean, l know him, but...
{57121}{57178}He left when l was like, six years old.
{57180}{57252}Married this other woman|and had some other kids.
{57254}{57304}He did this every six years.
{57306}{57405}- He changes city and starts a new family.|- Fucker's setting up franchises!
{57425}{57475}My dad never went to college.
{57477}{57571}- So it was real important that l go.|- That sounds familiar.
{57573}{57680}So l graduate. Call him up long-distance|and say, ''Dad, now what?''
{57682}{57730}- He says, ''Get a job.''|- Same here.
{57732}{57796}Now l'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
{57798}{57846}''Dad, now what?''
{57848}{57899}He says, ''l dunno. Get married.''
{57901}{57984}You can't get married.
{58002}{58052}l'm a 30-year-old boy.
{58054}{58114}We're a generation of men raised by women.
{58116}{58218}l'm wondering if another woman|is really the answer we need.
{58362}{58439}Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.
{58460}{58543}But every Saturday night,|we were fiinding something out.
{58572}{58655}We were fiinding out more and more|that we were not alone.
{58749}{58861}lt used to be that when l came home angry|or depressed, l'djust clean my condo.
{58863}{58913}Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
{58915}{59036}l should have been looking for a new condo|or haggling with my insurance company.
{59038}{59129}l should have been upset|about my nice flaming little shit.
{59131}{59177}But l wasn't.
{59179}{59267}The premise of cybernetting an office|is make things more efficient.
{59269}{59337}Monday mornings,|ljust thought about next week.
{59339}{59412}Can l get the icon in cornflower blue?
{59414}{59441}Absolutely.
{59443}{59521}Efficiency is priority No.1 , people.
{59524}{59591}Because waste is a thief.
{59593}{59668}l showed this to my man here.|You liked it, didn't you?
{59756}{59850}You can swallow a pint ofblood|before you get sick.
{59875}{59929}lt was right in everyone's face.
{59931}{59983}Tyler and ljust made it visible.
{59985}{60043}lt was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
{60045}{60095}Tyler and ljust gave it a name.
{60097}{60147}(rock music)
{60364}{60414}Come on, you've gotta go home!
{60947}{61002}Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
{61504}{61593}Every week,|Tyler gave the rules that he and l decided.
{61595}{61645}Gentlemen!
{61663}{61713}Welcome to Fight Club.
{61764}{61816}The first rule of Fight Club is...
{61818}{61875}..you do not talk about Fight Club.
{61877}{61939}The second rule of Fight Club is...
{61949}{62032}..you do not talk about Fight Club!
{62034}{62089}Third rule of Fight Club.
{62091}{62158}Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,...
{62160}{62226}..the fight is over. Fourth rule.
{62228}{62284}Only two guys to a fight.
{62286}{62331}Fifth rule.
{62333}{62397}- One fight at a time, fellas.|- (laughter)
{62399}{62459}Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.
{62461}{62555}Seventh rule.|Fights will go on as long as they have to.
{62599}{62661}And the eighth and final rule.
{62688}{62765}lf this is your first night at Fight Club...
{62767}{62817}..you have to fight.
{62819}{62869}(shouting and cheering)
{62914}{62964}This kid from work, Ricky,...
{62966}{63074}..couldn't remember whether|you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
{63076}{63134}But Ricky was a god for ten minutes...
{63136}{63216}..when he trounced|the maitre d' ofa local food court.
{63261}{63389}Sometimes, all you could hear were|the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
{63479}{63552}Or the wet choke|when someone gasped and sprayed...
{63554}{63603}Stop!
{63605}{63674}You weren't alive anywhere|like you were there.
{63676}{63791}But Fight Club only exists in the hours|between when Fight Club starts and ends.
{63804}{63877}Even ifl could tell someone|they had a good fiight,...
{63879}{63934}..l wouldn't be talking to the same man.
{63936}{64016}Who you were in Fight Club|is not who you were outside ofit.
{64018}{64139}A guy came to Fight Club for the fiirst time.|His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
{64141}{64209}After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
{64229}{64306}lf you could fight any celebrity,|who would you fight?
{64308}{64383}- Alive or dead?|- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
{64405}{64480}Hemingway. You?
{64495}{64571}Shatner. l'd fight William Shatner.
{64596}{64673}We all started seeing things differently.
{64703}{64784}Everywhere we went,|we were sizing things up.
{64864}{64939}l felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,...
{64941}{65039}..trying to look like how Calvin Klein|or Tommy Hilfiiger said they should.
{65041}{65092}ls that what a man looks like?
{65114}{65182}Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.
{65184}{65234}Now, self-destruction...
{65236}{65284}Excuse me.
{65286}{65330}(man roars)
{65332}{65382}(cheering)
{65927}{65977}(cheering)
{66114}{66191}Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
{66193}{66243}lt wasn't about words.
{66289}{66373}The hysterical shouting was in tongues...
{66375}{66422}..like at a Pentecostal Church.
{66531}{66581}- ls that it?|- Stop!
{66583}{66652}When the fiight was over, nothing was solved.
{66654}{66700}But nothing mattered.
{66702}{66769}Cool.
{66771}{66838}Afterwards, we all felt saved.
{66860}{66915}Hey, man. How about next week?
{66917}{66967}How about next month?!
{66969}{67019}Everybody here in the middle.
{67021}{67070}New guy, you too.
{67112}{67164}Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
{67166}{67216}He fell down some stairs.
{67232}{67282}l fell down some stairs.
{67326}{67438}Fight Club became the reason to cut|your hair short or trim your fiingernails.
{67440}{67500}OK. Any historical figure.
{67502}{67547}l'd fight Gandhi.
{67562}{67606}Good answer.
{67608}{67662}- How about you?|- Lincoln.
{67664}{67726}Lincoln? Hmm.
{67728}{67815}Big guy, big reach.|Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
{67836}{67886}Fuck!
{67914}{67979}Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
{68074}{68121}(phone rings)
{68197}{68230}Hello?
{68232}{68290}Where have you been the last eight weeks?
{68292}{68323}Marla?
{68325}{68375}(tyyler yells)
{68394}{68470}- How did you find me?|- You left a forwarding number.
{68472}{68544}l haven't seen you at any support groups.
{68546}{68623}We split 'em up.|That was the idea. Remember?
{68625}{68693}Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
{68695}{68779}- How do you know?|- l cheated.
{68781}{68825}l found a new one.
{68838}{68893}- Really?|- lt's for men only.
{68895}{68933}Like the testicle thing?
{68935}{68985}(tyyler) Whah!
{69023}{69072}Look, this is a bad time.
{69074}{69133}l've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
{69135}{69220}- They're really fucked-up people...|- l'm on my way out.
{69222}{69279}Me too. l've got a stomach full of Xanax.
{69281}{69336}l took what was left of a bottle.
{69338}{69388}lt might have been too much.
{69390}{69477}Picture Marla Singer throw herseif|around her crummy apartment.
{69480}{69588}This isn't a for-real suicide thing.|This is probably a cry-for-help thing.
{69590}{69660}So you're staying in tonight, then?
{69662}{69730}Do you wanna wait|and hear me describe death?
{69732}{69840}Do you wanna listen|and see ifmy spirit can use a phone?
{69894}{69958}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
{70588}{70704}Tyler's door was closed. l'd been here for|two months and his door was never closed.
{70754}{70804}(footsteps)
{70824}{70898}You won't believe this dream|l had last night.
{70900}{70979}l can hardly believe anything about last night.
{71111}{71161}(gargles)
{71173}{71212}(giggles)
{71214}{71261}What are you doing here?
{71326}{71376}What?
{71378}{71437}This is my house.|What are you doing here?
{71494}{71542}Fuck you!
{71544}{71589}(drops glass)
{71852}{71891}(tyyler laughs)
{71893}{71973}Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
{71975}{72023}Limber, though.
{72025}{72073}Silly cooze.
{72099}{72164}l come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
{72166}{72216}Guess who's on the other end?
{72218}{72271}l knew the story before he told me.
{72326}{72412}(Marla)|Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
{72414}{72482}Do you think it'll live up to its name?
{72484}{72570}Or will itjust be a death hairball?
{72582}{72632}(coughs)
{72652}{72748}Prepare to evacuate soul.
{72750}{72789}(Marla) Ten,...
{72791}{72858}..nine,... eight,...
{72860}{72914}How could Tyler, ofall people,...
{72916}{73009}..think it was a bad thing|that Marla Singer was about to die?
{73011}{73050}..fiive,...
{73052}{73091}..four...
{73109}{73159}Hang on.
{73289}{73345}You got here fast.
{73382}{73432}Did l call you?
{73459}{73499}Huh?
{73689}{73764}The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.
{73841}{73899}Oh, don't worry. lt's not a threat to you.
{73920}{73964}(approaching sirens)
{73966}{74011}Oh, fuck!
{74013}{74063}Somebody called the cops.
{74229}{74274}(shouting)
{74349}{74433}- Hey, where's 513?|- End of the hall.
{74452}{74545}The girl who lives there|used to be a charming, lovely girl.
{74547}{74599}She has lost faith in herself.
{74601}{74669}- Miss Singer, let us help you!|- She's a monster!
{74671}{74770}- You have every reason to live.|- She's infectious human waste!
{74772}{74863}- (cop) Miss Singer!|- Good luck trying to save her!
{74978}{75031}lf l fall asleep,...
{75033}{75087}..l'm done for.
{75134}{75187}You're gonna have to keep me up...
{75189}{75239}..all night.
{75241}{75297}Un-fucking-believable.
{75299}{75351}He was obviously able to handle it.
{75353}{75442}- You know what l mean, you fucked her.|- No, l didn't.
{75444}{75494}- Never?|- No.
{75517}{75567}You're not into her, are you?
{75569}{75619}No! God, not at all.
{75621}{75684}l am Jack's raging bile duct.
{75686}{75733}Are you sure? You can tell me.
{75735}{75780}Believe me, l'm sure.
{75782}{75861}- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.|- That's good.
{75863}{75929}She's a predator posing as a house pet.|Stay away.
{75976}{76064}The shit that came out of|this woman's mouth, l had never heard!
{76066}{76106}My God.
{76108}{76189}l haven't been fucked like that|since grade school.
{76191}{76250}- Euch!|- How could Tyler not go for that?
{76252}{76337}The other night,|he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.
{76339}{76406}Marla doesn't need a lover,|just a caseworker.
{76408}{76471}Or a wash.|This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
{76473}{76542}She invaded my support groups|and now my home.
{76544}{76594}Hey, hey. Sit down.
{76692}{76774}Now, listen.|l can't have you talking to her about me.
{76776}{76820}Why would l...
{76822}{76951}Say anything about me or what goes on|in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.
{76953}{77017}- Now promise me. You promise?|- OK.
{77019}{77070}- Yeah, l promise.|- Promise?
{77072}{77153}- l just said, l promise! What...|- That's three times you promised.
{77189}{77285}if only l had wasted a few minutes|and gone to watch Marla Singer die,...
{77287}{77337}..none of this would have happened.
{77339}{77389}(Marla groans)
{77410}{77453}(thudding)
{77455}{77525}(Marla) Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!
{77543}{77593}(Marla squeals)
{77631}{77681}(thudding)
{77683}{77743}l could have moved to another room.
{77770}{77862}On the third floor|where l might not have heard them.
{77864}{77914}But l didn't.
{78010}{78060}(Marla moans)
{78206}{78281}(ecstatic moaning)
{78324}{78374}(rumbling)
{78387}{78422}(tyyler) Ow!
{78494}{78593}- What are you doing?|- Just going to bed.
{78595}{78645}Wanna finish her off?
{78647}{78692}(Marla) Ooh!
{78714}{78800}- No. No, thank you.|- (Marla) l've found a cigarette.
{78802}{78882}- Who were you talking to?|- Shut up.
{78884}{78963}l became the calm little centre of the world.
{78978}{79028}l was the Zen master.
{79151}{79199}l wrote little haiku poems.
{79214}{79270}l e-mailed them to everyone.
{79272}{79323}ls that your blood?
{79363}{79413}Some of it, yeah.
{79415}{79479}You can't smoke in here.
{79481}{79531}Take the rest of the day off.
{79533}{79594}Come back Monday with some clean clothes.
{79596}{79646}Get yourself together.
{79655}{79712}l got right in everyone's hostile face.
{79714}{79774}''Yes, these are bruises from fiighting. ''
{79776}{79826}''Yes, l'm comfortable with that. ''
{79828}{79873}''l am enlightened. ''
{79919}{80043}You give up the condo life, give up|all your flaming worldly possessions,...
{80045}{80119}..move to a dilapidated house|in a toxic waste area,...
{80121}{80214}- ..and you have to come home to this.|- (shouting and thudding)
{80216}{80264}(phone rings)
{80266}{80354}(tyyler and Marla squeal)
{80469}{80551}- Hello.|- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.
{80553}{80654}We have some new information about|the incident at your former condo.
{80656}{80687}Yes.
{80689}{80807}l don't know if you're aware, but someone|sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.
{80809}{80873}They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
{80875}{80923}No, l wasn't aware of that.
{80925}{80973}(thinks) l am Jack's cold sweat.
{80975}{81030}Does this sound strange to you?
{81032}{81100}Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.
{81102}{81151}- The dynamite...|- Dynamite?
{81153}{81228}..left a residue|of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
{81230}{81313}- Do you know what this means?|- No, what does it mean?
{81315}{81361}lt means it was home-made.
{81363}{81465}l'm sorry. This is just coming|as quite a shock to me, sir.
{81467}{81600}Whoever set this dynamite could have blown|out your pilot light days before the explosion.
{81602}{81676}- The gas wasjust a detonator.|- Who would go and do that?
{81678}{81728}- l'll ask the questions.|- Tell him.
{81731}{81836}Tell him the liberator who destroyed|my property realigned my perceptions.
{81838}{81888}Excuse me. Are you there?
{81890}{81960}l am listening.|lt's hard to know what to make of this.
{81962}{82069}Have you recently made enemies who might|have access to home-made dynamite?
{82071}{82126}- Enemies?|- Reject civilisation,...
{82128}{82178}..especially material possessions.
{82180}{82249}- Son, this is serious.|- Yes, l know it's serious.
{82251}{82313}- l mean that.|- Yes, it's very serious.
{82315}{82383}Look, nobody takes this|more seriously than me.
{82385}{82451}That condo was my life. OK?
{82453}{82538}l loved every stick of furniture in that place.
{82540}{82613}That was notjust a bunch ofstuff|that got destroyed.
{82615}{82684}- lt was me!|- (thinks) l'd like to thank the Academy.
{82686}{82783}- ls this not a good time for you?|- Just tell him you fucking did it!
{82785}{82878}Tell him you blew it all up!|That's what he wants to hear.
{82880}{82997}- Are you still there?|- Wait. Are you saying that l'm a suspect?
{82999}{83095}No. l may need to talk to you, so you|let me know if you're gonna leave town.
{83097}{83154}- OK?|- OK.
{83219}{83330}Except for their humping,|Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.
{83332}{83406}My parents pulled this exact same act|for years.
{83408}{83498}The condom is the glass slipper|of our generation.
{83500}{83570}You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
{83572}{83622}You... dance all night.
{83624}{83674}Then you throw it away.
{83679}{83743}The condom, l mean. Not the stranger.
{83779}{83815}What?
{83931}{83998}l got this dress at a thrift store for $1 .
{84000}{84045}lt was worth every penny.
{84047}{84097}lt's a bridesmaid's dress.
{84120}{84197}Someone loved it intensely...
{84199}{84248}..for one day.
{84250}{84300}Then tossed it.
{84345}{84395}Like a Christmas tree.
{84397}{84448}So special.
{84450}{84485}Then...
{84487}{84530}..bam!
{84532}{84582}lt's on the side of the road.
{84595}{84646}Tinsel still clinging to it.
{84695}{84745}Like a sex crime victim.
{84747}{84797}Underwear inside out.
{84813}{84905}- Bound with electrical tape.|- Well then, it suits you.
{84907}{84972}You can borrow it sometime.
{85140}{85190}Get rid of her.
{85209}{85279}- What? You get rid of her!|- Don't mention me.
{85281}{85381}l am six years old again,|passing messages between parents.
{85429}{85516}- l really think it's time you left.|- Don't worry, l'm leaving.
{85518}{85629}- Not that we don't love your visits.|- You are such a nutcase. l can't keep up.
{85681}{85750}(note) Gotta get off
{85752}{85783}Thanks. Bye.
{85785}{85928}(note) Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
{85946}{86038}(note) Gonna get, need to get...
{86040}{86089}(note) Gotta get...
{86091}{86140}(sniggers)
{86142}{86176}You kids!
{86224}{86284}Why do you still waste time with her?
{86286}{86341}l'll say this about Marla.
{86343}{86398}At least she's trying to hit bottom.
{86400}{86432}And l'm not?
{86434}{86502}Feathers up your butt|do not make you a chicken.
{86504}{86554}What are we doing tonight?
{86570}{86624}Tonight... we make soap.
{86647}{86673}Really?
{86675}{86746}To make soap, first we render fat.
{87198}{87250}The salt balance has to be just right...
{87252}{87313}..so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
{87332}{87406}- Wait, what is this place?|- A liposuction clinic.
{87602}{87651}Pay dirt!
{87653}{87745}Richest, creamiest fat in the world.|Fat of the land!
{87879}{87965}No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!
{88075}{88130}- Oh, God!|- Give me another one.
{88277}{88360}(tyyler) As the fat renders,|the tallows float to the surface.
{88362}{88412}Like in Boy Scouts.
{88414}{88505}- lt's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.|- Keep stirring.
{88561}{88646}Once the tallow hardens,|you skim off a layer of glycerin.
{88648}{88706}Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.
{88708}{88800}Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,|you've got dynamite.
{88802}{88894}Yeah, with enough soap,|one could blow up just about anything.
{88896}{88946}Tyler was full of useful information.
{88948}{89043}People found clothes got cleaner|when washed at a certain point in the river.
{89045}{89095}- You know why?|- No.
{89162}{89253}Human sacrifices were once made|on the hills above this river.
{89255}{89332}Bodies burnt.|Water permeated the ashes to create lye.
{89334}{89392}This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
{89394}{89509}Once it mixed with the melted body fat,|a white soapy discharge crept into the river.
{89511}{89561}May l see your hand, please?
{89690}{89768}- (kisses)|- What is this?
{89770}{89832}- This is a chemical burn.|- Agh! Aaagh!
{89834}{89918}lt will hurt more than any burn|and it will leave a scar.
{89920}{89984}Meditation worked for cancer,|it could work now.
{90003}{90069}- Don't shut the pain out.|- Oh, God!
{90088}{90195}The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,|like the first monkey shot into space.
{90197}{90269}Without pain or sacrifice,|we would have nothing.
{90271}{90341}l tried not to think|of the word searing offlesh.
{90343}{90419}Stop it!|This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
{90421}{90485}l'm going to my cave|to find my power animal.
{90487}{90584}No! Don't deal with this|the way those dead people do! Come on!
{90586}{90682}- l get the point!|- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.
{90749}{90847}lt's the greatest moment of your life,|and you're off somewhere else!
{90849}{90885}l am not!
{90887}{90959}Shut up!|Our fathers were our models for God.
{90961}{91037}lf our fathers bailed,|what does that tell you about God?
{91061}{91187}Listen to me. You have to consider|the possibility that God does not like you.
{91189}{91287}He never wanted you.|ln all probability, He hates you.
{91289}{91375}This is not the worst thing that can happen.|We don't need Him!
{91377}{91448}- l agree!|- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
{91450}{91510}We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
{91512}{91620}- l'm getting water!|- You can use water and make it worse or...
{91647}{91732}- Or use vinegar to neutralise the burn.|- Please let me up!
{91734}{91784}First, you have to give up.
{91786}{91851}First, you have to know, not fear,...
{91853}{91925}..know that some day, you're gonna die.
{91927}{91980}You don't know how this feels!
{92075}{92178}lt's only after we've lost everything|that we're free to do anything.
{92226}{92276}OK. (whimpers)
{92594}{92643}Congratulations.
{92645}{92715}You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.
{92788}{92861}Tyler sold his soap|to department stores at $20 a bar.
{92863}{92911}God knows what they charged.
{92913}{92990}- This is the best soap.|- Why, thank you, Susan.
{92992}{93042}lt was beautiful.
{93044}{93137}We were selling rich women|their own fat asses back to them.
{93161}{93211}He was wearing his yellow tie.
{93213}{93268}l didn't wear a tie to work any more.
{93270}{93357}''The first rule of Fight Club|is don't talk about Fight Club.''
{93359}{93444}l'm haif-asleep again.|l must have left it in the copy machine.
{93446}{93506}''The second rule...'' ls this yours?
{93508}{93549}Huh?
{93551}{93636}Pretend you're me.|Make a managerial decision.
{93638}{93697}You find this. What would you do?
{93808}{93856}Well, l gotta tell you,...
{93858}{93946}..l'd be very, very careful|who you talk to about that.
{93948}{94027}Because the person who wrote that|is dangerous.
{94029}{94137}And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho|might just snap...
{94139}{94208}..and then stalk from office to office...
{94210}{94331}..with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered|semiautomatic weapon,...
{94333}{94440}..pumping round after round|into colleagues and co-workers.
{94456}{94537}This might be someone|you've known for years.
{94539}{94614}Someone very, very close to you.
{94616}{94697}Tyler's words coming out ofmy mouth.
{94721}{94771}And l used to be such a nice guy.
{94773}{94853}Or maybe you shouldn't bring me|every piece of trash you pick up.
{94855}{94896}(phone rings)
{94945}{95033}- Compliance and Liability.|- My tit's gonna rot off.
{95055}{95117}Will you excuse me? l need to take this.
{95267}{95355}- What do you mean?|- l need you to check for a lump in my breast.
{95357}{95452}- Go to a hospital.|- l can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
{95475}{95528}l don't know about this, Marla.
{95530}{95571}Please.
{95573}{95669}She didn't call Tyler. l'm neutral in her book.
{95718}{95815}That's nice.|Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.
{95817}{95867}Where are they, exactly?
{95869}{95968}Tragically, they're dead.|l'm alive and l'm in poverty. Want any?
{95970}{96020}- No, no.|- l got one for you.
{96022}{96072}Thanks for the thought.
{96105}{96160}What happened to your hand?
{96162}{96214}Oh, nothing.
{96216}{96266}- Right there?|- Mm.
{96291}{96355}- Feel anything?|- No.
{96358}{96406}Well, make sure.
{96408}{96457}OK, l'm pretty sure.
{96459}{96507}You feel nothing?
{96509}{96564}No, nothing.
{96601}{96669}Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
{96707}{96784}- No problem.|- l wish l could return the favour.
{96786}{96836}Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
{96838}{96922}- l could check your prostate.|- l think l'm OK.
{96924}{96974}Well, thanks, anyway.
{97094}{97150}- Are we done?|- Yeah, we're done.
{97152}{97205}See you... around.
{97618}{97668}(man) Cornelius?
{97670}{97727}Cornelius!
{97729}{97794}lt's me! Bob!
{97796}{97831}Hey, Bob.
{97916}{97988}- We all thought you were dead.|- No, no. Still here.
{97990}{98087}- How are you, Bob?|- Better than l've ever been in my whole life.
{98089}{98173}- Really? Still remaining men together?|- No, no.
{98175}{98266}- l got something so much better now.|- Really, what is it?
{98281}{98326}Well...
{98328}{98430}The first rule is,|l'm not supposed to talk about it.
{98433}{98483}And the second rule is...
{98485}{98540}..l'm not supposed to talk about it.
{98542}{98625}- And the third rule is...|- Bob, Bob. l'm a member.
{98627}{98677}Look at my face, Bob.
{98735}{98791}That's fucking... fucking great.
{98793}{98882}- l've never seen you there.|- l go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
{98884}{98973}- l go Saturday.|- Congratulations.
{98983}{99039}Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
{99041}{99105}Have you heard about the guy|that invented it?
{99107}{99177}- Yeah, actually...|- l hear all kinds of things.
{99179}{99266}Supposedly,|he was born in a mental institution...
{99268}{99349}..and he sleeps only one hour a night.
{99351}{99404}He's a great man.
{99440}{99495}Do you know about Tyler Durden?
{99543}{99595}(cheering)
{99995}{100041}(cheering)
{100094}{100144}l didn't hurt you, did l?
{100146}{100196}Actually, you did.
{100198}{100248}Thank you for this.
{100254}{100311}Thank you, thank you, thank you.
{100313}{100363}Fight Club.
{100365}{100416}This was mine and Tyler's gift.
{100421}{100468}Our gift to the world.
{100470}{100550}l look around, l look around,|l see a lot of new faces.
{100552}{100587}(laughing)
{100589}{100642}Shut up!
{100644}{100761}Which means a lot of people have been|breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
{100960}{101058}l see in Fight Club the strongest|and smartest men who've ever lived.
{101060}{101110}l see all this potential.
{101112}{101162}And l see it squandered.
{101186}{101261}Goddamn it,|an entire generation pumping gas.
{101274}{101324}Waiting tables.
{101326}{101376}Slaves with white collars.
{101435}{101509}Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.
{101511}{101590}Working jobs we hate|so we can buy shit we don't need.
{101683}{101742}We're the middle children of history.
{101744}{101794}No purpose or place.
{101798}{101848}We have no Great War.
{101856}{101906}No Great Depression.
{101948}{102005}Our great war is a spiritual war.
{102015}{102096}Our great depression is our lives.
{102164}{102238}We've all been raised|on television to believe...
{102240}{102328}..that one day we'd be millionaires|and movie gods and rock stars.
{102330}{102380}But we won't.
{102382}{102441}We're slowly learning that fact.
{102443}{102502}And we're very, very pissed off.
{102504}{102543}(all) Yeah!
{102613}{102720}- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...|- (banging)
{102851}{102882}Who are you?
{102902}{102965}- Who am l?|- Yeah.
{102986}{103054}There's a sign on the front|that says Lou's Tavern.
{103080}{103173}l'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
{103175}{103225}Tyler Durden.
{103300}{103383}Who told you motherfuckers|that you could use my place?
{103385}{103442}We have a deal worked out with lrvine.
{103444}{103506}lrvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
{103508}{103560}He don't own this place. l do.
{103612}{103695}- How much money's he getting for this?|- There is no money.
{103697}{103764}- Free to all.|- Ain't that something?
{103766}{103810}lt is, actually.
{103812}{103871}Look, stupid fuck!
{103873}{103934}- l want everybody out of here right now.|- Hey!
{103936}{103990}You should join our club.
{103999}{104047}Did you hear what l just said?
{104049}{104099}You and your friend.
{104118}{104143}Uh!
{104145}{104195}You hear me now?
{104248}{104298}No, l didn't quite catch that, Lou.
{104386}{104423}(tyyler groans)
{104445}{104493}Still not getting it.
{104518}{104570}Aagh! OK, OK, l got it.
{104572}{104631}l got it, l got it. Shit, l lost it.
{104656}{104701}Back! All of you!
{104742}{104792}(bodyguard) Everybody back!
{104828}{104874}(tyyler laughs)
{104919}{104969}(laughs)
{104971}{105023}Ah, Lou!
{105025}{105113}Come on, man!|We really like this place.
{105146}{105180}(groans)
{105182}{105239}(tyyler laughs)
{105330}{105400}- That's right, Lou. Get it out.|- Shut the fuck up.
{105403}{105446}Oh, yeah!
{105454}{105509}(laughs)
{105565}{105615}ls that fucking funny?
{105646}{105696}(laughs hysterically)
{105768}{105830}Fucking guy is a loony, l'm telling you.
{105882}{105923}Unbelievable.
{106024}{106095}- You don't know where l've been, Lou.|- Oh, my God!
{106097}{106166}(maniacally) You don't know where l've been!
{106240}{106314}Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
{106316}{106375}Fucking use the basement! Christ!
{106377}{106446}l want your word, Lou! l want your word!
{106448}{106496}On my mother's eyes.
{106616}{106685}(Lou groans)
{106715}{106765}Thanks, Lou.
{106797}{106847}You too, big guy.
{106942}{106992}We'll see you next week.
{107364}{107450}This week, each one of you|has a homework assignment.
{107452}{107568}You're gonna go out. You're gonna|start a fight with a total stranger.
{107646}{107698}You're gonna start a fight...
{107700}{107750}..and you're gonna lose.
{107798}{107844}Excellent choice, sir.
{107906}{107985}Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
{107994}{108058}Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
{108123}{108170}Son of a bitch!
{108172}{108286}Most people, normal people,|do just about anything to avoid a fiight.
{108308}{108358}Excuse me!
{108360}{108449}You sprayed me with your hose.|That's not necessary...
{108451}{108497}Jay! Go call 91 1 !
{108511}{108561}(screams)
{108563}{108612}Put the hose down.
{108614}{108664}Stop it! Stop it!
{108704}{108749}Sorry.
{109121}{109180}We need to talk.
{109234}{109284}OK.
{109286}{109336}Where to begin?
{109338}{109391}With your constant absenteeism?
{109393}{109454}With your unpresentable appearance?
{109456}{109505}You're up for review.
{109507}{109584}l am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
{109586}{109632}- What?|- Let's pretend.
{109634}{109703}You're the Department of Transportation,|OK?
{109705}{109793}Someone informs you that this company...
{109795}{109893}..installs front-seat mounting brackets|that failed collision tests,...
{109895}{109977}..brake linings that fail after 1 ,000 miles,...
{109979}{110085}..and fuel injectors|that explode and burn people alive.
{110087}{110132}What then?
{110134}{110189}Are you threatening me?
{110191}{110258}- No...|- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
{110260}{110366}l have a better solution. Keep me|on the payroll as an outside consultant.
{110368}{110418}ln exchange for my salary,...
{110420}{110512}..my job will be never to tell people|these things that l know.
{110514}{110617}l don't even have to come into the office.|l can do this job from home.
{110648}{110747}Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,|you crazy little shit?
{110873}{110958}- Security!|- l am Jack's smirking revenge.
{111103}{111153}Uh!
{111173}{111224}What the hell are you doing?
{111313}{111363}(splutters)
{111444}{111494}Uh, that hurt.
{111529}{111579}Why would you do that?
{111594}{111666}Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
{111668}{111718}(chokes)
{111892}{111942}What are you doing?
{111968}{112018}Oh, God, no! Please! No!
{112020}{112118}For some reason,|l thought ofmy fiirst fiight, with Tyler.
{112120}{112159}No!
{112744}{112852}Under and behind and inside|everything this man took for granted,...
{112854}{112937}..something horrible had been growing.
{112939}{112965}Look.
{112967}{113080}Give me the paychecks, like l asked,|and you won't ever see me again.
{113082}{113149}Then, at our most excellent|moment together...
{113222}{113289}(weeps) Thank God!|Please don't hit me again.
{113291}{113341}Telephone, computer,...
{113343}{113467}..fax machine, 5.2 weekly paychecks|and 48 airline flight coupons.
{113469}{113527}We now had corporate sponsorship.
{113529}{113652}This is how Tyler and l were able to have|Fight Club every night of the week.
{113654}{113704}(cheering)
{113716}{113802}Now, the centre ofFight Club|became the two men fiighting.
{113804}{113888}The leader walked through the crowd,|out in the darkness.
{113930}{114038}Tyler was now involved in|a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel...
{114040}{114095}..over the urine content of their soup.
{114112}{114142}(cheering)
{114219}{114291}l am Jack's wasted life.
{114476}{114526}Thank you, sir.
{114562}{114634}Tyler dreamed up|new homework assignments.
{114636}{114697}He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
{115636}{115724}- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.|- Yeah, l heard.
{115767}{115820}There's one in Penns Grove too.
{115822}{115876}Bob even found one up in New Castle.
{115878}{115952}- Did you start that one?|- No, l thought you did.
{115954}{116014}- No.|- (spits)
{117185}{117238}- Stop for a second.|- Hey, what are we doing?
{117240}{117289}- Turn around.|- What are we doing?
{117291}{117349}- Homework assignment.|- What kind?
{117351}{117400}Human sacrifice.
{117402}{117482}- ls that a gun? Please tell me it's not.|- lt's a gun.
{117484}{117540}- What are you doing?|- Meet me in the back.
{117542}{117599}- Don't fuck around!|- Meet me in the back.
{117601}{117644}On a long enough time line,...
{117646}{117715}..the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
{117739}{117789}What are you doing? Come on!
{117791}{117873}Hands behind your back.|Give me your wallet.
{117915}{117994}Raymond K Hessel.|1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
{118013}{118090}- Small, cramped basement apartment?|- How did you know?
{118092}{118155}They give shitty apartments letters.
{118157}{118232}Raymond! You're going to die.
{118234}{118269}(sobs) No!
{118271}{118371}ls that your mom and dad?|They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.
{118373}{118427}Pick up your dental records. Know why?
{118429}{118515}- There'll be nothing left of your face.|- Oh, come on!
{118517}{118611}An expired community college student lD.|What did you study, Raymond?
{118613}{118686}- S... S... Stuff.|- (tyyler) Stuff?
{118688}{118738}Were the midterms hard?
{118765}{118827}- l asked you what you studied!|- Biology, mostly.
{118829}{118913}- Why?|- l don't know.
{118915}{118987}What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!
{119021}{119116}The question, Raymond,|was what did you want to be?
{119156}{119206}Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!
{119208}{119266}- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.|- Animals.
{119268}{119339}- Yeah. Animals and stuff.|- Stuff. Yeah, l got that.
{119341}{119403}- So you need more schooling.|- Too much school.
{119405}{119464}- Would you rather be dead?|- No, please...
{119466}{119573}You'd rather die here, on your knees,|in the back of a convenience store?
{119575}{119614}(whimpers) Please, no.
{119712}{119762}l'm keeping your licence.
{119792}{119864}Gonna check in on you.|l know where you live.
{119866}{119938}lf you're not working|to be a veterinarian in six weeks,...
{119940}{119990}..you will be dead.
{119992}{120033}(Raymond sobs)
{120035}{120085}Now run on home.
{120199}{120249}Run, Forrest, run!
{120288}{120338}l feel ill.
{120357}{120407}lmagine how he feels.
{120409}{120459}Come on, this isn't funny!
{120461}{120519}What the fuck was the point of that?!
{120521}{120620}Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day|of Raymond K Hessel's life.
{120622}{120727}His breakfast will taste better|than any meal you and l have ever tasted.
{120761}{120811}You had to give it to him.
{120813}{120870}- Come on.|- He had a plan.
{120872}{120954}And it started to make sense|in a Tyler-sort of way.
{120956}{121002}No fear. No distractions.
{121004}{121084}The ability to let that which does not matter...
{121086}{121134}..truly slide.
{121455}{121506}(tyyler) You are not yourjob.
{121552}{121633}You're not how much money|you have in the bank.
{121674}{121724}You're not the car you drive.
{121737}{121805}You're not the contents of your wallet.
{121807}{121862}You're not your fucking khakis.
{121930}{122019}You are the all-singing,|all-dancing crap of the world.
{122231}{122284}l'll be out of your way in a sec.
{122303}{122353}You don't have to go.
{122389}{122439}Whatever.
{122466}{122540}No, l mean... lt's OK.
{122573}{122618}(distant clattering)
{122717}{122767}(footsteps)
{122769}{122819}Are you still going to groups?
{122836}{122886}Yeah.
{122921}{122971}Chloe's dead.
{122983}{123031}Wow, Chloe.
{123033}{123079}When did that happen?
{123092}{123137}Do you care?
{123139}{123220}l dunno. l haven't thought about it in a while.
{123226}{123276}Yeah, well...
{123278}{123335}lt was the smart move on her part.
{123368}{123417}Listen, um...
{123447}{123504}What are you getting out of all this?
{123521}{123571}What?
{123574}{123630}l mean, all this. Why do you keep...
{123648}{123698}ls this making you happy?
{123736}{123786}Yeah, well, sometimes.
{123827}{123878}l don't know. l don't understand.
{123880}{123966}Why does a weaker person|need to latch on to a strong person?
{123968}{124018}What is... What is that?
{124020}{124072}What do you get out of it?
{124108}{124158}No... That's not the same thing at all.
{124160}{124210}lt's totally different with us.
{124212}{124262}- Us?|- (clattering increases)
{124264}{124310}What do you mean by us?
{124312}{124405}- l'm sorry. Do you hear this?|- Hear what?
{124407}{124456}- All that noise. Hold on.|- No, wait!
{124458}{124523}Don't change the subject!|l want to talk about this.
{124525}{124592}- You're not talking about me, are you?|- No.
{124594}{124677}- What?|- Playing doctor. What was going on there?
{124679}{124757}- What are you talking about?|- Nothing. Nothing.
{124759}{124809}- l don't think so.|- What do you want?
{124811}{124869}- Look at me.|- No. What?
{124887}{124955}- What is that?!|- lt's nothing. Don't worry.
{124957}{125015}My God. Who did this?
{125017}{125067}- A person.|- Guy or girl?
{125069}{125136}- What do you care?|- What do you care if l ask?
{125138}{125200}- Leave me alone.|- You're afraid to say.
{125202}{125250}- l am not. Let me go.|- No! Talk to me.
{125252}{125280}Let go of me!
{125282}{125347}- This conversation...|- This conversation...
{125349}{125409}- ..is over.|- ..is over.
{125429}{125504}l just can't win with you, can l?
{125727}{125787}Hey, this is getting a little old!
{125801}{125857}What is... What is all this?
{125859}{125909}What do you think?
{125932}{125983}Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
{125985}{126030}Hey!
{126193}{126237}Too young.
{126239}{126278}Sorry.
{126280}{126330}What's all that?
{126332}{126403}lf the applicant is young,|tell him he's too young.
{126405}{126468}- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.|- Applicant?
{126470}{126551}lf the applicant waits three days|without food or shelter,...
{126553}{126603}..he may enter and begin training.
{126605}{126649}Training for what?
{126783}{126833}You think this is a game?
{126835}{126899}You're too young to train here, end of story.
{126901}{126967}Quit wasting our time.|Get the fuck out of here.
{126978}{127028}(door opens)
{127061}{127111}Bad news, friend.
{127117}{127167}lt's not gonna happen.
{127169}{127224}Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
{127226}{127272}lt's not the end of the world.
{127274}{127327}Just... go away.
{127348}{127397}Go.
{127399}{127487}You're trespassing|and l will have to call the police.
{127561}{127611}Don't you look at me!
{127613}{127691}You're never getting in this fucking house!
{127693}{127774}Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!|Get off my porch!
{127776}{127861}Sooner or later,|we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
{127863}{127931}l'm gonna go inside|and l'm gonna get a shovel.
{128112}{128165}- Got two black shirts?|- Yes, sir.
{128167}{128221}- Two pair of black pants?|- Yes, sir.
{128223}{128294}- One pair black boots? Black socks?|- Yes, sir.
{128296}{128346}- One black jacket.|- Yes, sir.
{128348}{128420}- $300 personal burial money?|- Yes, sir.
{128472}{128522}All right.
{128757}{128807}You're too old, fat man.
{128809}{128885}Your tits are too big.|Get the fuck off my porch.
{129072}{129122}Bob! Bob!
{129505}{129569}Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
{129587}{129623}Space monkey.
{129625}{129709}Ready to sacrifice himself|for the greater good.
{129868}{129932}You are too fucking old, fatty!
{129934}{130011}And you... You're too fucking...
{130013}{130052}..blond!
{130054}{130110}Get out of here, the both of you!
{130112}{130162}And so it went.
{130166}{130217}(tyyler) Listen up, maggots.
{130219}{130269}You are not special.
{130277}{130356}You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
{130358}{130463}You are the same decaying organic matter|as everything else.
{130465}{130516}Tyler built himseifan army.
{130521}{130609}(tyyler) We are the all-singing,|all-dancing crap of the world.
{130611}{130698}We are all part of the same compost heap.
{130723}{130801}(thinks)|Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
{130803}{130853}To what purpose?
{130855}{130913}For what greater good?
{130993}{131043}ln Tyler we trusted.
{131170}{131235}(man) When he was like,|''You are not your job'',...
{131237}{131287}..l was like, ''Yeah!''
{131332}{131382}Hey, what's all this?
{131384}{131434}Hey!
{131470}{131510}OK!
{131512}{131569}- What's going on?|- We're celebrating.
{131571}{131631}- What are we celebrating?|- Go on.
{131662}{131712}(TV on)
{131727}{131779}- Hey.|- Let me get that for you.
{131889}{131959}(TV) The same great taste, Pepsi.
{132015}{132069}(all) Ssh!
{132071}{132162}(TV) lnvestigators are here.|The Police Commissioner has arrived.
{132164}{132235}Could you tell us|what you think has happened here?
{132237}{132339}We believe this is one ofmany|recent acts of vandalism in the city...
{132341}{132416}..somehow related|to underground boxing clubs.
{132418}{132519}We will be coordinating|a rigorous investigation.
{132541}{132646}That was Police Commissioner Jacobs|who just arrived on the scene...
{132648}{132750}- ..ofa four-alarm fiire that broke out...|- She's hot.
{132752}{132796}Back to you in the studio.
{132798}{132855}- Yeah!|- Yeah!
{132878}{132939}- Holy shit!|- Yeah!
{133114}{133163}What the fuck did you guys do?
{133165}{133263}(TV) Arson investigators|are on the premises...
{133265}{133312}(laughter)
{133353}{133463}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem|is you do not ask questions, sir.
{133612}{133672}The victory in the war against crime...
{133674}{133724}..will not come overnight.
{133726}{133835}lt will take dedication and commitment|and, most of all, cooperation.
{133837}{133955}Streets are safer now.|There is hope in the inner city. However...
{133957}{134005}l gotta take a piss.
{134007}{134073}These are the first steps in a long journey.
{134075}{134138}That is why we have created Project Hope.
{134140}{134190}Bob.
{134264}{134331}(speaker)|Project Hope will be a joint effort...
{134333}{134399}..between the police and community leaders.
{134401}{134501}lt will be a powerful new weapon|in the war against crime.
{134503}{134553}(applause)
{135356}{135406}(waiter yells)
{135590}{135690}- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.|- His balls are ice cold.
{135738}{135818}Hi. You're gonna call off|your rigorous investigation.
{135820}{135900}You will publicly state|there is no underground group or...
{135902}{135958}..these guys are gonna take your balls.
{135979}{136070}They'll send one to the New York Times|and one to the LA Times.
{136072}{136114}Look.
{136116}{136190}The people you are after|are the people you depend on.
{136192}{136278}We cook your meals. We haul your trash.|We connect your calls.
{136280}{136370}We drive your ambulances.|We guard you while you sleep.
{136476}{136543}Do not fuck with us.
{136654}{136704}(muffled yell)
{136721}{136772}Ball check!
{137116}{137166}Bob, you're this way.
{137192}{137248}Let's go.
{137250}{137327}l am Jack's inflamed sense ofrejection.
{137353}{137403}Hey!
{137750}{137781}Yeah!
{137817}{137867}(shouts of encouragement)
{137925}{137957}(cheering)
{138542}{138609}l felt like putting a bullet in every panda...
{138611}{138705}..that wouldn't screw to save its species.
{138734}{138793}l wanted to open the dump valves|on oil tankers...
{138795}{138894}..and smother all those French beaches|l'd never see.
{138962}{139022}l wanted to breathe smoke.
{139417}{139468}Where did you go, psycho boy?
{139510}{139580}l felt like destroying something beautiful.
{139664}{139714}Get him to a fucking hospital.
{139716}{139766}Yeah.
{140024}{140098}Don't worry, Mr Durden.|Airport parking. Long term.
{140134}{140184}After you, Mr Durden.
{140207}{140257}After you.
{140684}{140746}- Something on your mind, dear?|- No.
{140748}{140826}Yeah, why wasn't l told|about Project Mayhem?
{140828}{140900}First rule of Project Mayhem|is you do not ask questions.
{140902}{140959}Why didn't you include me in the beginning?
{140961}{141086}Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left|the basements and it's Project Mayhem.
{141088}{141193}We started Fight Club together. Remember?|lt's as much mine as it is yours.
{141195}{141297}- ls this about you and me?|- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
{141299}{141382}This does not belong to us.|We are not special.
{141384}{141442}Fuck that. You should have told me.
{141462}{141510}- Hey, Tyler!|- (horn blares)
{141554}{141614}- Goddamn it, Tyler!|- What do you want?!
{141616}{141675}A statement of purpose?|Should l e-mail you?
{141677}{141741}- Oh...|- You decide your level of involvement!
{141743}{141807}l will! l wanna know certain things first!
{141809}{141872}- The first rule of Project Mayhem...|- Shut up!
{141914}{142004}- l wanna know what you're thinking.|- Fuck what you know!
{142006}{142089}Forget about what you think you know|about life, friendship,...
{142091}{142141}..and especially about you and me.
{142169}{142221}What is that supposed to mean?
{142302}{142354}What are you doing?
{142376}{142441}What do you wish you'd done|before you died?
{142443}{142512}- Paint a self-portrait.|- Build a house.
{142514}{142571}- And you?|- l don't know. Nothing.
{142573}{142631}- Get in the right lane.|- You have to know!
{142633}{142706}lf you died now,|how would you feel about your life?
{142708}{142796}l don't know! Nothing good.|ls that what you want to hear?
{142798}{142853}- Come on!|- Not good enough.
{142855}{142914}Stop fucking around! Tyler!
{142944}{142998}- (horns blare)|- Jesus Christ!
{143016}{143066}Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
{143068}{143118}Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
{143120}{143184}l am sick of all your shit!
{143186}{143232}OK, man.
{143275}{143336}- Quit screwing around. Steer!|- Look at you!
{143338}{143404}- Steer!|- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!
{143406}{143529}- Why? Why? What are you talking about?|- Why do you think l blew up your condo?
{143544}{143581}What?
{143583}{143677}Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.|lt's not a goddamned seminar.
{143679}{143768}Stop trying to control everything|and just let go!
{143809}{143854}Let go!
{143856}{143906}All right. Fine.
{143927}{143973}Fine.
{145372}{145432}l'd never been in a car accident.
{145434}{145516}This must have been|what all those people felt like...
{145518}{145595}..before l fiiled them|as statistics in my reports.
{145597}{145647}Goddamn!
{145679}{145729}(tyyler laughs)
{145731}{145807}We've just had a near-life experience!
{145899}{145947}(tyyler) ln the world l see,...
{145949}{146042}..you're stalking elk|through the Grand Canyon forests...
{146044}{146116}..around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
{146164}{146269}You'll wear leather clothes|that will last you the rest of your life.
{146271}{146380}You'll climb the thick kudzu vines|that wrap the Sears Tower.
{146382}{146492}And when you look down,|you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,...
{146494}{146579}..laying strips of venison|in the empty car-pool lane...
{146581}{146636}..of some abandoned superhighway.
{146958}{147012}Feel better, champ.
{147149}{147199}(door slams shut)
{147428}{147471}And then...
{147473}{147510}Tyler?
{147512}{147562}..Tyler was gone.
{147740}{147789}Was l asleep?
{147815}{147864}Had l slept?
{147866}{147939}(man)|You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
{147941}{148000}The house had become a living thing.
{148002}{148113}Wet inside from so many people|sweating and breathing.
{148125}{148187}So many people moving, the house moved.
{148256}{148306}Planet Tyler.
{148308}{148358}l had to hug the walls.
{148360}{148435}Trapped inside|this clockwork ofspace monkeys.
{148437}{148528}You shouldn't be smoking in here!|You know how much ether is here!
{148530}{148590}Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.
{148592}{148642}(phone rings)
{148644}{148694}Hang on a second.
{148812}{148853}(police radio)
{149147}{149212}lt's under control, sir.
{149271}{149315}Where's Tyler?
{149317}{149389}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem|is you do not...
{149391}{149438}Right... OK.
{149496}{149546}l'm all alone.
{149550}{149638}My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
{149640}{149694}l am Jack's broken heart.
{149795}{149886}What comes next in Project Mayhem|only Tyler knows.
{149908}{149985}The second rule is you do not ask questions.
{150052}{150117}Get the fuck away from me!|Get the fuck away!
{150126}{150176}Who are all these people?
{150302}{150357}The Paper Street Soap Company.
{150394}{150444}Can l come in?
{150519}{150569}He's not here.
{150571}{150624}What?
{150649}{150735}Tyler isn't here.
{150737}{150787}Tyler went away.
{150797}{150847}Tyler's gone.
{150938}{150988}(car horns blare)
{151077}{151127}(dogs bark)
{151255}{151296}(man) Get some help!
{151298}{151357}(yelling)
{151565}{151682}Two gunshot wounds coming through!|Make some fucking room!
{151684}{151742}What happened? What happened?
{151744}{151813}We were on assignment. We were supposed|to kill two birds with one stone.
{151844}{151894}Destroy a piece of corporate art...
{151896}{151956}Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
{151973}{152049}..and trash a franchise coffee bar.
{152203}{152259}We had it all worked out, sir.
{152455}{152534}- lt went smooth until...|- Police! Freeze!
{152536}{152602}- What?|- They shot Bob.
{152638}{152696}- They shot him in the head.|- Fucking pigs!
{152754}{152802}(groans of disgust)
{152825}{152874}Oh, God!
{152876}{152954}- Those motherfuckers!|- You morons.
{152956}{153055}You're running around in ski masks|trying to blow things up?
{153057}{153121}What did you think was gonna happen?!
{153164}{153268}OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.|We gotta get rid of this body!
{153270}{153339}- Bury him.|- What?
{153341}{153395}Take him to the garden and bury him.
{153397}{153466}- Come on, people, let's go!|- Get the fuck off!
{153468}{153546}Get away from him!|What are you talking about?
{153548}{153610}This isn't fucking evidence.|This is a person.
{153612}{153689}He's my friend|and you're not burying him in the garden!
{153691}{153763}He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
{153765}{153814}- This is Bob.|- Sir, in...
{153816}{153866}ln Project Mayhem, we have no names.
{153868}{153916}Now, you listen to me.
{153918}{154027}This is a man and he has a name,|and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
{154029}{154075}- Robert Paulsen.|- He's a man...
{154077}{154145}..and he's dead now because of us.|Do you understand that?
{154161}{154216}l understand.
{154270}{154350}ln death, a member of Project Mayhem...
{154352}{154402}..has a name.
{154405}{154475}His name is Robert Paulsen.
{154486}{154536}His name is Robert Paulsen.
{154555}{154619}His name... is Robert Paulsen.
{154621}{154713}(all) His name is Robert Paulsen.
{154715}{154789}- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.|- (all chant)
{154791}{154853}(chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen.
{154855}{154929}- (chanting)|- Shut up! This is all over with!
{154931}{154973}(chanting)
{155007}{155067}(whispers) Get the fuck out of here.
{155069}{155119}(chanting)
{155256}{155306}(chanting continues)
{155706}{155754}(phone rings)
{155756}{155862}- Tyler?|- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.
{155864}{155902}l need to see you...
{156010}{156107}l went to all the cities|on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.
{156109}{156223}l didn't know how or why, but l could look|at 5.0 different bars, and somehow ljust knew.
{156225}{156335}l'm looking for Tyler Durden.|lt's very important that l talk to him.
{156337}{156377}l wish l could help you,...
{156379}{156434}..sir.
{156561}{156611}Every city l went to,...
{156636}{156694}..as soon as l set foot off the plane...
{156708}{156763}..l knew a Fight Club was close.
{156765}{156805}Hey! Hey!
{156831}{156869}Taxi!
{156871}{156921}Look at my face. l'm a member.
{156923}{156984}Now, l just need to know if you've seen Tyler.
{156986}{157075}l'm not exposed to bespeak|any such information to you...
{157077}{157190}..nor would l, even if l had|said information at this juncture,... be able.
{157206}{157295}- You're a moron.|- l'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
{157327}{157448}Tyler had been busy...|setting up franchises all over the country.
{157514}{157621}Was l asleep? Had l slept?
{157623}{157677}ls Tyler my bad dream, or am l Tyler's?
{157710}{157784}- We've just heard the stories.|- What kind of stories?
{157786}{157888}- Nobody knows what he looks like.|- He has plastic surgery every three years.
{157890}{157963}That's the stupidest thing|l've ever heard.
{157965}{158062}- ls it true about Fight Club in Miami?|- ls Mr Durden building an army?
{158064}{158138}l was living in a state ofperpetual deja vu.
{158157}{158207}Everywhere l went,...
{158209}{158256}..l felt l'd already been there.
{158258}{158328}lt was like following an invisible man.
{158354}{158404}The smell of dried blood,...
{158406}{158491}..dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
{158511}{158588}That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.
{158590}{158675}The feel ofa floor still warm|from a fiight the night before.
{158696}{158766}l was alwaysjust one step behind Tyler.
{158836}{158911}(chanting) His name is Robert Paulsen...
{159022}{159072}(man) Welcome back, sir.
{159095}{159145}How have you been?
{159147}{159199}Do you know me?
{159201}{159259}ls this a test, sir?
{159261}{159306}No. This is not a test.
{159308}{159361}You were in here last Thursday.
{159375}{159430}Thursday?
{159432}{159527}You were standing where you are now,|asking how good security is.
{159543}{159593}lt's tight as a drum, sir.
{159657}{159709}Who do you think l am?
{159711}{159772}Are you sure this isn't a test?
{159774}{159820}No, this is not a test.
{159822}{159872}You're Mr Durden.
{159904}{159968}You're the one who gave me this.
{159970}{160071}Please return your seat backs|to their full upright and locked position.
{160254}{160304}(phone rings)
{160345}{160395}- Yeah?|- Marla, it's me.
{160397}{160444}- Have we ever done it?|- Done what?
{160446}{160479}Had sex?
{160481}{160533}What kind of stupid question is that?
{160535}{160592}Stupid because it's yes|or because it's no?
{160594}{160656}- ls this a trick?|- No. l need to know...
{160658}{160751}You wanna know if l think|we were just having sex or making love?
{160753}{160835}- We did make love?|- ls that what you're calling it?
{160837}{160905}Just answer the question!|Did we do it or not?!
{160907}{160977}You fuck me, then snub me.|You love me, you hate me.
{160979}{161048}You're sensitive,|then you turn into an asshole.
{161050}{161114}Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
{161116}{161166}(thinks) Wejust lost cabin pressure.
{161168}{161204}What did you just say?
{161206}{161262}- What is wrong with you?|- Say my name!
{161264}{161352}Tyler Durden!|You fucking freak! What's going on?
{161354}{161404}- l'm coming over!|- l'm not there!
{161406}{161473}- (line goes dead)|- You broke your promise.
{161475}{161522}Jesus, Tyler.
{161524}{161607}- You fucking talked to her about me.|- What the fuck is going on?
{161609}{161692}l asked you for one thing. One simple thing.
{161694}{161750}Why do people think that l'm you?
{161763}{161813}Answer me!
{161870}{161914}Sit.
{161981}{162046}Answer me. Why do people think l'm you?
{162048}{162100}l think you know.
{162103}{162165}- No, l don't.|- Yes, you do.
{162167}{162233}Why would anyone|possibly confuse you with me?
{162235}{162302}l... l don't know.
{162416}{162485}- You got it.|- No.
{162487}{162538}- Do not fuck with us!|- Say it.
{162571}{162620}Because...
{162652}{162680}Say it!
{162720}{162769}Because we're the same person.
{162771}{162822}That's right.
{162824}{162876}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.
{162878}{162967}- l don't understand this.|- You wanted a way to change your life.
{162969}{163019}You could not do this on your own.
{163021}{163071}All the ways you wish you could be,...
{163073}{163118}..that's me.
{163120}{163196}l look like you wanna look,|l fuck like you wanna fuck.
{163198}{163254}l am smart, capable and, most importantly,...
{163256}{163322}..l'm free in all the ways that you are not.
{163324}{163348}Oh, no.
{163350}{163420}- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.|- What?
{163422}{163478}This isn't possible. This is crazy.
{163480}{163529}People do it every day.
{163531}{163616}They talk to themselves.|They see themselves as they'd like to be.
{163618}{163696}They don't have the courage you have|to just run with it.
{163787}{163868}You still wrestle with it,|so sometimes you're still you.
{163870}{163983}- We should do this again sometime.|- At times, you imagine you're watching me.
{163985}{164045}lf this is your first time, you have to fight.
{164047}{164152}Little by little,|you're just letting yourself become...
{164172}{164218}..Tyler Durden.
{164220}{164287}You are not your job|or how much money you have!
{164289}{164347}- No. You have a house.|- Rented in your name.
{164349}{164436}- You have jobs, a life.|- You work nights because you can't sleep.
{164438}{164481}Or you stay up and make soap.
{164483}{164602}- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.|- Technically, you are. lt's all the same to her.
{164643}{164692}Oh, my God.
{164716}{164766}Now you see our dilemma.
{164768}{164823}She knows too much.
{164825}{164948}l think we're gonna have to talk about|how this might compromise our goals.
{164950}{165001}What... What are you saying?
{165024}{165126}This is bullshit. This is bullshit,|l'm not listening to this!
{165128}{165192}- You are insane!|- No. You're insane.
{165194}{165260}We simply do not have time for this crap.
{165295}{165348}lt's called a changeover.
{165350}{165400}The movie goes on...
{165402}{165477}..and nobody in the audience has any idea.
{165788}{165876}- Sir! Are you checking out?|- Yeah. Bill me.
{165878}{165936}Can you initial this list of phone calls?
{166042}{166139}- When were these made?|- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.
{166279}{166378}Have l been going to bed earlier every night?|Have l been sleeping later?
{166380}{166497}Have l been Tyler longer and longer?
{166557}{166615}ls anybody here?
{166679}{166729}Deja vu all over again.
{166769}{166829}With enough soap,|one could blow up anything.
{166885}{166935}Oh, my God.
{166976}{167026}(ringing tone)
{167028}{167085}- (man) 1888.|- Who am l calling?
{167095}{167183}1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?
{167211}{167250}Hello?
{167252}{167302}1888 Franklin Street?
{167304}{167354}Yes. Can l help you?
{167413}{167475}- Hello?|- Yeah, yeah.
{167477}{167538}l need to talk to your supervisor right away.
{167540}{167590}- Speaking.|- OK, listen to me.
{167592}{167668}Something terrible|is about to happen to your building.
{167670}{167720}lt's under control, sir.
{167731}{167816}- Excuse me?|- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
{167918}{167950}(man) 2160.
{168133}{168193}Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
{168234}{168301}Wait! l gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
{168303}{168403}Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!|They almost broke my arm!
{168405}{168471}They were burning their fingertips with lye.
{168473}{168568}This needs a tremendous act of faith|on your part, but hear me out.
{168570}{168665}- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.|- A little more faith than that.
{168742}{168804}l don't wanna hear|anything you have to say.
{168806}{168857}You have every right to be...
{168871}{168916}l'll just have a coffee, thanks.
{168918}{168989}Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.
{168991}{169040}Why is it free of charge?
{169042}{169091}- (whispers) Don't ask.|- Whatever.
{169093}{169225}Er... l'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken|and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.
{169227}{169277}Clean food, please.
{169279}{169352}ln that case,|may l advise against the clam chowder.
{169354}{169404}No clam chowder. Thank you.
{169439}{169493}(Marla) You got about 30 seconds.
{169557}{169618}l know l've been acting very strange, OK?
{169620}{169702}- l know it seems there's two sides to me...|- Two sides?
{169704}{169825}- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.|- l know. But l realised something important.
{169827}{169925}- What?|- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear...
{169927}{169984}..to me for reasons l won't go into.
{169986}{170048}- l know l haven't treated you well.|- Whatever.
{170050}{170115}No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
{170117}{170172}Fifteen seconds,|don't open your mouth.
{170174}{170224}l'm trying to tell you l'm sorry.
{170226}{170329}What l've come to realise|is that l really like you, Marla.
{170331}{170382}You do?
{170384}{170429}l really do.
{170431}{170535}l care about you and l don't want anything|bad to happen to you because of me.
{170537}{170603}Marla, your life is in danger.
{170605}{170651}What?
{170653}{170742}You need to leave town for a while.|Get out of any major city.
{170744}{170811}- Just go camping...|- You're an insane person.
{170813}{170896}- No. l've involved you in something terrible.|- No. Shut up!
{170898}{170959}- You're not safe.|- (yells) Shut up!
{171002}{171109}- Listen, l tried, Tyler. l really tried.|- l know you did.
{171111}{171184}There are things about you l like.|You're smart, funny.
{171186}{171233}You're spectacular in bed.
{171235}{171269}But...
{171271}{171321}..you're intolerable.
{171323}{171383}You have very serious emotional problems.
{171385}{171480}Deep-seated problems|for which you should seek professional help.
{171482}{171577}- l know, and l'm sorry.|- You're sorry, l'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.
{171605}{171655}l can't do this any more.
{171657}{171707}l can't.
{171709}{171759}And l won't.
{171761}{171810}l'm gone.
{171812}{171876}You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
{171944}{172008}- Marla, you don't understand!|- Leave me alone!
{172010}{172071}- Marla, l am trying to protect you!|- Let go!
{172073}{172145}- l don't ever wanna see you again!|- That's fine...
{172147}{172197}Here, wait right here!
{172291}{172352}Hold it right there! Shut up!
{172354}{172405}Take this money and get on this bus.
{172407}{172459}l promise l won't bother you again.
{172461}{172496}Shut up!
{172498}{172575}Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.
{172603}{172653}Why are you doing this?
{172655}{172753}They think you're a threat.|l can't explain it now, just trust me!
{172755}{172860}- lf l know where you are, you won't be safe.|- l'll keep this, it's asshole tax.
{172862}{172967}- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.|- Tyler.
{173004}{173072}You're the worst thing|that ever happened to me.
{173432}{173496}Hello. l need you to arrest me.
{173498}{173564}l am the leader of a terrorist organisation...
{173566}{173685}..responsible for numerous acts|of vandalism and assault all over this city.
{173687}{173780}ln the metropolitan area,|we had probably 200 members.
{173782}{173874}Chapters have sprung up|in five or six other major cities already.
{173877}{173950}This is a tightly-regimented organisation...
{173952}{174087}..with many cells capable of operating|independent of central leadership.
{174089}{174182}Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
{174184}{174230}That's our headquarters.
{174232}{174294}ln the back, buried in the garden,...
{174296}{174369}..you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
{174371}{174451}ln the basement,|you're gonna find some bathtubs...
{174453}{174581}..that have been used very recently|to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
{174583}{174632}l believe the plan is to blow up...
{174634}{174708}..the headquarters|of these credit card companies...
{174710}{174760}..and the TRW building.
{174783}{174863}Why these buildings?|Why credit card companies?
{174865}{174952}lf you erase the debt record,|then we all go back to zero.
{174972}{175022}You'll create total chaos.
{175060}{175138}Keep him talking. l need to make a phone call.
{175391}{175445}l really admire what you're doing.
{175456}{175506}What?
{175508}{175557}You're a brave man to order this.
{175559}{175602}You're a genius, sir.
{175604}{175718}You said if anyone ever interferes|with Project Mayhem, even you,...
{175720}{175776}..we gotta get his balls.
{175810}{175886}- Don't fight.|- lt's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.
{175888}{175961}- lt will set an example.|- You're making a big mistake!
{175963}{176031}- You said you'd say that.|- l'm not Tyler Durden!
{176033}{176126}- You told us you'd say that too.|- All right. l am Tyler Durden.
{176128}{176193}Listen to me. l'm giving you a direct order.
{176195}{176295}- We're aborting this mission now.|- You said you would definitely say that.
{176442}{176527}Are you fucking out of your minds?|You're police officers!
{176547}{176597}ls somebody timing this?
{176601}{176672}- (knocking)|- Keep your mouth shut.
{176674}{176724}Shit!
{176787}{176854}- Some of this information checks out.|- Uh-huh.
{176856}{176935}- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.|- Be right there.
{176952}{176995}Hey, wait!
{177011}{177072}- l got him.|- Sir, we have to do this.
{177074}{177134}- Stop fighting!|- Where's the rubber band?
{177136}{177196}Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
{177281}{177363}Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
{177393}{177442}Get down on the floor!
{177556}{177625}The first person|that comes out of this door...
{177627}{177674}..gets a lead salad! Understand?
{178161}{178214}(car horn)
{178258}{178320}- (horn)|- Get away! Stay away!
{178424}{178471}(horns blare)
{178630}{178680}l ran.
{178693}{178793}l ran until my muscles burned|and my veins pumped battery acid.
{178856}{178906}Then l ran some more.
{179881}{179937}(tyyler) What the fuck are you doing?
{179939}{180010}Running around in your underpants!|You look crazy!
{180012}{180087}No. l'm onto you.|l know what's going on here.
{180089}{180207}Come on, then. l got us a great place|to watch from. lt'll be like pay-per-view.
{180256}{180307}(laughs)
{181357}{181421}- Oh, Christ.|- Now what are you doing?
{181423}{181504}- l'm stopping this.|- Why?
{181506}{181587}- The greatest thing you've ever done.|- l can't let this happen.
{181589}{181667}There are 10 other bombs|in 10 other buildings.
{181669}{181725}Since when is Project Mayhem|about murder?
{181727}{181775}The buildings are empty.
{181777}{181845}We're not killing anyone.|We're setting 'em free!
{181847}{181914}Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
{181916}{181997}You wanna make an omelette,|you gotta break some eggs.
{181999}{182085}No. l'm not listening to you.|You're not even there.
{182230}{182335}l wouldn't do that.|Not unless you knew which wires were what.
{182337}{182378}lf you know, l know.
{182513}{182617}Or maybe l knew you'd know, so l spent|all day thinking about the wrong ones.
{182822}{182848}You think?
{182896}{182946}Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
{182967}{183039}Pull any one but the green one.
{183152}{183215}l asked you not to do that!
{183259}{183297}(tyyler) Fuck!
{183319}{183370}Tyler, get away from the van.
{183423}{183504}Tyler, l'm not kidding!|Get away from the van!
{183506}{183539}Goddamn it!
{183568}{183628}Whoa! Whoa!
{183691}{183724}OK.
{183726}{183807}You are now firing a gun|at your imaginary friend...
{183809}{183871}..near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
{183924}{183966}Cool it, Tyler!
{184283}{184333}Aw, come on!
{184335}{184384}Don't go!
{185285}{185314}What?!
{186398}{186441}(tyyler) Three minutes.
{186443}{186498}This is it.
{186500}{186549}The beginning.
{186551}{186598}Ground zero.
{186600}{186655}l think this is about where we came in.
{186657}{186716}Do you have a speech for the occasion?
{186718}{186791}- (mumbles)|- l'm sorry?
{186793}{186843}l still can't think of anything.
{186892}{186942}Ah. Flashback humour.
{187064}{187113}lt's getting exciting now.
{187150}{187193}Two and a half.
{187195}{187257}Think of everything we've accomplished.
{187259}{187374}Out these windows, we will view|the collapse of financial history.
{187376}{187465}One step closer to economic equilibrium.
{187791}{187848}Why is she here?
{187850}{187896}Tying up loose ends.
{187898}{187972}Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!
{187974}{188049}- l beg you, please don't do this.|- l'm not doing this.
{188051}{188134}- We are doing this. This is what we want.|- No.
{188136}{188249}- l don't want this.|- Right. Except you is meaningless now.
{188251}{188347}- We have to forget about you.|- You're a voice in my head.
{188349}{188399}You're a voice in mine!
{188401}{188469}- Why can't l get rid of you?|- You need me.
{188471}{188521}No. l don't. l really don't any more.
{188523}{188626}You created me. l didn't create some|loser alter ego to make me feel better.
{188628}{188723}- Take some responsibility.|- l do. l am responsible for all of it...
{188726}{188767}..and l accept that.
{188769}{188866}So, please, l'm begging you,|please call this off.
{188914}{188967}Have l ever let us down?
{189001}{189057}How far have you come because of me?!
{189198}{189248}l will bring us through this.
{189250}{189341}As always, l will carry you|kicking and screaming...
{189343}{189401}..and in the end you will thank me.
{189413}{189473}Tyler. Tyler.
{189475}{189560}l'm grateful to you.|For everything that you've done for me.
{189562}{189626}But this is too much. l don't want this.
{189628}{189755}What do you want? Your shit job back?|Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
{189757}{189807}Fuck you! l won't do it.
{189827}{189919}- This can't be happening.|- lt's already done, so shut up!
{189921}{189960}60 seconds till CRl.
{189973}{190023}No.
{190068}{190135}l can figure this out. This isn't even real.
{190137}{190225}You're not real, that gun...|That gun isn't even in your hand.
{190261}{190311}The gun's in my hand.
{190431}{190490}Good for you. lt doesn't change a thing.
{190703}{190767}Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
{190769}{190819}Not my head, Tyler.
{190833}{190882}Our head.
{190918}{190968}lnteresting.
{191040}{191104}Where are you going with this, lkea boy?
{191259}{191331}Hey. lt's you and me.
{191396}{191446}Friends?
{191466}{191516}Tyler,...
{191598}{191655}..l want you to really listen to me.
{191657}{191716}OK.
{191718}{191768}My eyes are open.
{192217}{192266}What's that smell?
{192577}{192630}(lift doors open)
{192674}{192716}(man laughs)
{192736}{192808}- Where is everybody?|- Oh, no. What's going on?
{192824}{192862}Mr Durden!
{192888}{192932}Oh, my God!
{193061}{193138}Are you... Are you all right, sir?
{193140}{193235}- (gurgling) Oh, yeah, l'm OK.|- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
{193237}{193333}- Nothing, it's no problem.|- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
{193335}{193401}- You look awful. You need assistance.|- l'm fine.
{193404}{193490}Look, l'm fine... Everything's fine.
{193492}{193543}(shouting)
{193545}{193599}Ow! Stop it!
{193601}{193676}- Let her go.|- Christ Almighty!
{193678}{193721}You!
{193723}{193773}Hi, Marla.
{193785}{193901}- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.|- Are you sure?
{193903}{193953}Yes, l'm sure.
{193979}{194078}You fucker! What kind of sick|fucking game are you playing at?!
{194080}{194145}Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!
{194147}{194183}Yeah, l know.
{194297}{194343}What happened? (gasps)
{194345}{194396}- Don't ask.|- You're shot.
{194398}{194448}- Yes, l'm shot.|- Oh, my God.
{194470}{194543}- l can't believe he's standing.|- One tough motherfucker.
{194634}{194679}Who did this?
{194681}{194741}l did, actually. (winces)
{194743}{194793}Find some gauze.
{194825}{194874}You shot yourself?
{194876}{194940}Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
{194942}{194996}l'm really OK.
{194998}{195093}Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
{195095}{195157}((note) ''Where ls My Mind'' by The Pixies)
{195400}{195494}You met me at a very strange time in my life.
{195524}{195603}(note) With your feet in the air|and your head on the ground
{195701}{195775}(note) Try this trick and spin it
{195784}{195824}(note) Yeah!
{195835}{195925}(note) Your head will collapse|but there's nothing in it
{195927}{195969}(note) And you'll ask yourseif
{195975}{196017}(note) Where is my mind?
{196040}{196090}(note) Where is my mind?
{196094}{196186}(note) Where is my mind?
{196378}{196465}(note) Way out in the water
{196467}{196513}(note) See it swimming?
{196659}{196727}(note) l was swimming in the Caribbean
{196815}{196905}(note) And animals were hiding|behind the rock
{196960}{197008}(note) Except the little fiish
{197010}{197047}(note) But they told me, he swears
{197049}{197090}(note) Trying to talk to me, to me, to me
{197092}{197137}(note) Where is my mind?
{197161}{197210}(note) Where is my mind?
{197212}{197314}(note) Where is my mind?
{197494}{197596}(note) Way out in the water
{197598}{197648}(note) See it swimming?
{197974}{198070}(note) With your feet in the air|and your head on the ground
{198140}{198204}(note) Try this trick and spin it
{198206}{198256}(note) Yeah!
{198270}{198315}(note) Your head will collapse
{198317}{198360}(note) if there's nothing in it
{198362}{198408}(note) And you'll ask yourseif
{198411}{198461}(note) Where is my mind?
{198480}{198513}(note) Where is my mind?
{198523}{198619}(note) Where is my mind?
{198811}{198910}(note) Way out in the waters
{198912}{198962}(note) See it swimming?
{199232}{199316}(note) Your feet are in the air|and your head on the ground
{199396}{199449}(note) Try this trick and spin it...
{199452}{199520}Visiontext subtitles: Julie Clayton
